Maxperson
Morkus from Orkus
The goblin's not the one in charge of narrating the outcome of the action - the DM is.
Right, nothing prevents the DM from narrating silliness. It's absurd to think or narrate that a sharp arrow that crits has no chance of being deadly.
 
				 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		
 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		