I'm guessing more like "Who is the Mole?", a recent "reality" TV show - not that I watch those, but inevitably silly folk at work do and cubes aren't sound proof.
Also, moles are burrowing animals, so the gnome could speak with them.
Actually the packaging and a shovel are sitting besides my door, I only need a few hours inbetween rainshowers to go collect some YOU will get it( it has become a matter of personal honour now)