to GNOME me is to love me

[alsih2o]

you would be my first netherlands chunk, and i will be honored

 

[Liquide]

dire clay squirrels with a vengance?

 

[alsih2o]

Enworld, year 4....do you know who the gnome is?

 

[Dagger75]

Are you really a gnome!?!?!?! Playing with clay and all and pretending to talk to animals. I bet you live in a ceramic house out in your back yard.

And that surgery you had, I bet you had part of your spine removed to bring you down to gnome hight, and you probably haven't shaved in 7 months to get the beard just right.

Am I close?

 

[alsih2o]

Am I close?

you are funny, but not even close....

 

[alsih2o]

the wheels of force are set in motion, doom rides the high wave, the gnome is loose.


WATCH YOUR BACK!

 

[Darkness]

+2 keen vorpal gnome bane greatsword - 200,350 gp
(Note to self: Must not forget to cast greater magic weapon on this before use.)

greater gnome slaying arrows - 4,057 gp each

 

[alsih2o]

+2 keen vorpal gnome bane greatsword - 200,350 gp
(Note to self: Must not forget to cast greater magic weapon on this before use.)

greater gnome slaying arrows - 4,057 gp each

brave man there darkness....of course a smart warrior knows when to fight, and when to run and hide.......

 

[Darkness]

brave man there darkness....of course a smart warrior knows when to fight, and when to run and hide.......

Don't worry; I'm more of a stealth-killer than a knight in gleaming armor anyway...

 

[Larry Fitz]

+2 keen vorpal gnome bane greatsword - 200,350 gp
(Note to self: Must not forget to cast greater magic weapon on this before use.)

greater gnome slaying arrows - 4,057 gp each

Dead Gnome- Priceless