to GNOME me is to love me

[MEG Hal]

Gnomish Industrial Revolution.

Is that why when they [gnomes] get mad they always say GRRRRRRR but now I know it is a warcry and it is GIR!

 

[alsih2o]

thanks for tuning in to wENw on this dreary afternoon, we have a trafic check coming in from waterdeep any minute from our "mage eye in the sky" mordekainen, but till then this one goes out to "the forsaken one" from all of us here at the station-

When things aren't going right
It looks like just another gnomely night
Wake me when it's over shake me when it's done
Maybe when the sun comes up I'll find a place to run
So don't lay there like a fool
'Cause all you have to do is call me
(Chorus)
Well are you a gnome tonight
Or are you gnomely tonight
Say you're gnomely tonight
'Travel 'round the world seen a million girls
I know I've been around nothin' gets me down
'Cause there's someone out there just like you
Someone's out there just like me too
Well are you a gnome tonight
Or are you gnomely tonight
Say you're gnomely tonight
Baby don't let it don't let it get ya
Just say the word and I'll be your cover
I'm gonna try to get there today
Call me and tell me
You don't need another day
gnomely night (gnomely tonight
Sometimes I can tell you don't have to say
Sometimes I can sense in an uncanny war
When things aren't going right
It looks like just another gnomely
Well are you a gnome tonight
Or are you gnomely tonight
Say you're gnomely tonight
Well are you a gnome tonight
Or are you gnomely tonight
Say you're gnomely tonight

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

With the community around here, you're never a-gnomely person...

Sorry, sorry, couldn't resist it...

 

[Maldur]

AlSiH2O, now picture forsaken as a diceroller

*I use dodge on the little guy wearing the red traffic cone*

 

[The Forsaken One]

Damn you Maldur! Damn you to heck! Ik ben nog niet klaar met je! Krijgen zal ik je! Vrees de kleine mensen!

/me storms after the bookworm.

CRAWL AWAY FROM THIS WORMYYY!! *Goreattack*

 

[The Forsaken One]

[Btw lol ALsi, nice /me puts his little hands together]

 

[Skullfyre]

thanks for tuning in to wENw on this dreary afternoon, we have a trafic check coming in from waterdeep any minute from our "mage eye in the sky" mordekainen, but till then this one goes out to "the forsaken one" from all of us here at the station-

When things aren't going right
It looks like just another gnomely night
Wake me when it's over shake me when it's done
Maybe when the sun comes up I'll find a place to run
So don't lay there like a fool
'Cause all you have to do is call me
(Chorus)
Well are you a gnome tonight
Or are you gnomely tonight
Say you're gnomely tonight
'Travel 'round the world seen a million girls
I know I've been around nothin' gets me down
'Cause there's someone out there just like you
Someone's out there just like me too
Well are you a gnome tonight
Or are you gnomely tonight
Say you're gnomely tonight
Baby don't let it don't let it get ya
Just say the word and I'll be your cover
I'm gonna try to get there today
Call me and tell me
You don't need another day
gnomely night (gnomely tonight
Sometimes I can tell you don't have to say
Sometimes I can sense in an uncanny war
When things aren't going right
It looks like just another gnomely
Well are you a gnome tonight
Or are you gnomely tonight
Say you're gnomely tonight
Well are you a gnome tonight
Or are you gnomely tonight
Say you're gnomely tonight

ROFLSFH

 

[alsih2o]

Oh, show me a gnome where the buffalo roam
Where the orcs and the rakshasha play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

gnome, gnome on the range
Where the orcs and the rakshasha play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

How often at night when the heavens are bright
With the light from the glittering stars
Have I stood there amazed and asked as I gazed
If their glory exceeds that of ours

gnome, gnome on the range
Where the orcs and the rakshasha play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

Where the air is so pure, the zephyrs so free
The breezes so balmy and light
That I would not exchange my gnome on the range
For all of the kender so bright

gnome, gnome on the range
Where the orcs and the beholder play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

Oh, I love those wild flow'rs in this dear land of ours
The curlew, I love to hear scream
And I love the white rocks and the cockatrice flocks
That graze on the mountaintops green

gnome, gnome on the range
Where the orcs and the beholder play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

 

[arwink]

Me, I blame arwink and Hal

Man, what is it with me and enworld this month? Not only am I seedy, rabid and a mad-max extra, now I'm to blame for gnomes?

Geez.

I think there's far to much fingerpointing going on around here.

(Personally, I blame Hal)

 

[I'm A Banana]

I can't believe it!

All my senses tell me that which I cannot believe!

CLAY HAS MODERATOR POWERS!

For the hills!