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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dekana" data-source="post: 4204408" data-attributes="member: 57009">"Well sir, I'm traveling with these fine humans on a mission from my order. To watch over them, you see; my mission is to make sure they complete their mission. I wouldn't be able to leave them to join your company, even for a few days, without being remiss in my duties, but perhaps if most of my group stayed here while another mule was brought here?"Lily's voice begins to raise in pitch and speed. "I mean, the truth is I'd love to get away from the others if it meant a wagon ride for awhile. I spent a lot of time in caravans when I was younger you know, Sitting in the back with the foodstuffs, playing games with my sis, Jenny, counting the number of farmers we'd pass. She's so pretty: a very nice girl. And single too! When my family finally settled down in the Barony, the young Stout boys would come calling every day." Although she tries to impersonate a young boy with a deep voice, she only manages to speak faster than before. "'Lily, wanna see this frog I caught?' 'Mornin' Jenny! C'mon let's try ta get some food from that big party the nobles are havin' today!' But Jenny wouldn't have none of that. She's always so quiet, dunno why." If it's even possible, the priestess speaks even faster. Her words blur together, making her even harder to understand. "Hey Iknow! Mebee wecan seter up with onea you folks? YerCraig yousays right? Are yehitched yethuh? Weall get backta tha Barony, I'll arrangefera date witJenny forya! Dun beputoff from her shyness she's really wild whensheactually opensup Andpretty Isaysthatyes........ courseifyeralreadyhitchedIfollowyabutmaybeoneatheothershuhThatshortfellowwiththe brownhairwazhisname........ ButyesIknowitmightnotbeexactlymymissionbutI canasktheothers whattheythink of me stayingwithyallfor just a fewdays.Whatfunthiswillbe eh?! Wecantradestories alldaytil theygetbackwiththe mule!"ooc: I was trying to think of a polite way to turn down their offer, but I thought this was a much funnier way of doing it.  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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