Tom Cashel: Fascist Bastard or just Bastard?

[Orco42]

I like many of those ideas.

My players will love this.

 

[Bronn Spellforger]

This guy's just trying to troll. Halflings rock.

And now I'm officially terrified of MythandLore.

 

[Darkness]

And now I'm officially terrified of MythandLore.

Maybe we can get an Admin to change his name to Mythus Lore?

 

[Akunin]

 

[Tom Cashel]

I think one of my players is having an "anonymous funny" at my expense.

Just wait, Mendacious One...I've written down your ideas, and I'll use them along with the stirges, and the dire wolves...and the dire wolves with stirges in their mouths and when they bark they shoot stirges at you!!! Not to mention the vampire-ghost-lich-half-dragon illithids with LASER GUNS from the Forbidden Page of the DMG!! *hack* *cough*

Now get me some cigarettes. And a package of Ho-Hos.

 

[Zappo]

That sounds like an interesting campaign. Tom, how much do you charge for playing?

 

[Tom Cashel]

$100 an hour. Experience points cost extra.

Hmm...maybe I am just a bastard.

 

[D'karr]

I think one of my players is having an "anonymous funny" at my expense.

Just wait, Mendacious One...I've written down your ideas, and I'll use them along with the stirges, and the dire wolves...and the dire wolves with stirges in their mouths and when they bark they shoot stirges at you!!! Not to mention the vampire-ghost-lich-half-dragon illithids with LASER GUNS from the Forbidden Page of the DMG!! *hack* *cough*

Now get me some cigarettes. And a package of Ho-Hos.

This one reminded me of Dr. Evil. "All I want is some fricking sharks with Laser Beams attached to their heads." "Throw me a fricking bone here..."

Interesting game...

 

[Bronn Spellforger]

This one reminded me of Dr. Evil. "All I want is some fricking sharks with Laser Beams attached to their heads." "Throw me a fricking bone here..."

Actually, I believe this is a Simpsons reference:

MR BURNS: I suggest you leave immediately.
HOMER: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

On a related note, I'm IN that campaign, so please don't take it out on the rest of us by sending Kobold-vampire-druids after us!

 

[King_Stannis]

i kinda thought this thread was funny. gay halflings and smokey-and-the-bandit style re-rolls?

actually, it was damn funny.