Top 11 Characters Not Appearing in Revenge of the Sith

[reveal]

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/04/top_11_characters_revenge_of_the_sith.html

11. 3CPU - 3PO's multiprocessor brother
10. Chewbacco - The chaw spittin' Wookiee
9. Darth Humongous - The well-endowed Sith
8. Zippy Poofknocker - Friend to all mankind
7. Weedo - The galaxy's second favorite pothead (behind Shaggy)
6. Tango Fett - The dirty dancing bounty hunter
5. Senator Palpitations - The heart-attack-prone senator
4. Mannequin Skywalker - Anakin's acting double
3. Sith anal probe droid - No explanations necessary
2. Obi-Wan Cannoli - Ben's italian cousin
1. Han Acompañado - Han Solo's courteous, friendly, evil twin

 

[mojo1701]

I think we're all forgetting Han Solo's accountant brother Seymour.

 

[Flyspeck23]

4. Mannequin Skywalker - Anakin's acting double

Hayden Christensen is not in Episode III?

 

[Klaus]

Roflmao!!!!!!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Hayden Christensen is not in Episode III?

*rimshot*

 

[Tyler Do'Urden]

Other possible Darth names... going off of the same method from which we get (in)Sidious and (in)Vader

Darth Nuendo- "Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? I have felt his presence, if ya know what I mean. Who's your father?"

Darth Continent- His bowels always seem to loosen when he calls on the dark side...

Darth Kwell- what could be darker?

Darth Tercourse- You bet he's your father. He's a lot of people's daddies...

Darth Cest- "Luke, I am your father. And your brother. And your cousin. And your uncle. And your grandfather..."

 

[diaglo]

Dark Helmet --- they couldn't convince Mel Brooks to sell them the rights.

 

[Flyspeck23]

Dark Helmet --- they couldn't convince Mel Brooks to sell them the rights.

Then how do you explain the teaser-poster?

 

[David Howery]

what about Darth Bobo, from "Tripping the Rift"?

 

[Templetroll]

Darth Bubba, Redneck Medichlorans ta win, yeehaw!