Top 11 Characters Not Appearing in Revenge of the Sith

[megamania]

Movie is looking good....

and remember- Dark Helmet has a small swartz

 

[Amal Shukup]

Other possible Darth names... going off of the same method from which we get (in)Sidious and (in)Vader

Darth Nuendo- "Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? I have felt his presence, if ya know what I mean. Who's your father?"

Darth Continent- His bowels always seem to loosen when he calls on the dark side...

Darth Kwell- what could be darker?

Darth Tercourse- You bet he's your father. He's a lot of people's daddies...

Darth Cest- "Luke, I am your father. And your brother. And your cousin. And your uncle. And your grandfather..."

I love these... Gotta do some:

Darth Cubus - A sith Lord with a one-track mind...

Darth Dolent - Slacker Evil... Uses the force to change the channel and fetch beers...

Darth Fant - The next generation of strangely redeemable evil. Coming soon to a preschool near you..

Darh Occulate - Particularly appropriate considering thos silly 'Mitochlorians' or whatever... Big, glowing, light-Syringe...

Darth Souciance - The unbearable lightness of Evil. A carefree, perhaps even flamboyant Sith Lord.

Darth Vective - "I'm your g-ddam-ed, fraking, proGENerator, you misbegotten dung-heeled wannabe farm urchin with delusions of grandeur. 'Jedi' my cyborg A$$". Voice like James Earl Jones. Swears like a stevedore all the time...

Darth Ept - The last, best hope for... The light side of the Force?

Darth Chworm - He's only THIS big, but the helmet's SO cute!​

A'Mal

 

[Dark Jezter]

Darth Mall - Darth Maul's shopaholic 16-year-old sister.

 

[DarkSoldier]

Can't forget the dreaded Darth Odd, and his apprentices, Lord Byron and Lord Pestilence, Death, And Fire Ants.

 

[Allanon]

10. Chewbacco - The chaw spittin' ...ng the first time we saw Star Wars on TV :o .

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

1. Han Acompañado - Han Solo's courteous, friendly, evil twin

Just found out,

Lucas was going to have British singer George Michael appear as Han's Uncle Hand Solo,

But, their was an "incident" in a male aliens' room in Coruscant, and well, Hand'll just be doing his community service cleaning Jawas that have fallen victim to imperial oil sludges.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

One more Darth

Darth Eunuch,

Learning how to dual wield lightsabers is dangerous & can casue some pretty nasty self-inflicted wounds.

Special thanks to West End Games & WotC Star Wars d20.

 

[Altalazar]

Don't forget Ogie Ben-Doggie. (Hardware Wars!!!!)