Top 5 rejected monster ideas

[Orius]

Bah a joke topic. That totally ruins the comment I was going to make about the game that accepted everything from the gelatinous cube to the acidborn shark (with a flump inbetween).

 

[Asmor]

Bah a joke topic. That totally ruins the comment I was going to make about the game that accepted everything from the gelatinous cube to the acidborn shark (with a flump inbetween).

You forgot Polan-- I mean, the Flail Snail.