Top 52 Sayings you'd like to see on office inspirational posters

[Darkness]

Reminds me that I recently saw Something Awful's - Star Wars-themed - 'Denial' picture again...

 

[Chimera]

Just remember; if you bring a problem to management, YOU become the problem.

Sit down, shut up and do as you are told.

Minimum Wage. If it was legal to force you to work for nothing, we would.

'Salary' means never having to say 'overtime'.

Competetive Wages. We compete to pay you the least amount possible.

Our CEO is worth every penny this company has.

OSHA doesn't work here. Talk to them and you won't either.

 

[WayneLigon]

That's the desktop on my work machine

 

[Angel Tarragon]

YEESH! That site has got to be a joke, right?

 

[reveal]

YEESH! That site has got to be a joke, right?

Nope, I have a few. They're a satire of the "Inspirational" posters out there. Personally, these inspire me more than the insipid "the guy on top the mountain didn't just fall there" and its ilk.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

You mean they actually sell those books?

 

[EricNoah]

The Art of Demotivaiton looks really funny...

 

[jaerdaph]

"There's no 'I' in 'TEAM' but there is a 'U' in 'SUCK'"

We have a winner!

 

[Angel Tarragon]

We have a winner!

Yeah, I guess so.

 

[wingsandsword]

I have a homebrew despair-style "demotivational" pic I ran across on the web, don't remember where it is from (might have been a photoshop contest on Fark long ago).

"Teamwork By working together we can accomplish so much more"

Beneath a big propaganda picture of a big Nazi march from the 30's.