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Topic for discussion: Do girls use pickup lines on guys?


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I've had women use pickup lines, but it always seems odd. Not that I haven't acquiesed to their demands... :p

Seriously though, most women I've known tend to be pretty subtle about these things when it's not a one night stand. They definitely tend to use more body language... they'll sit closer to you, find excuses to touch you, that sort of thing. They'll make vague hints when they talk to you, thinking they're being obvious but not really. Of course, we men are obtuse, so... :)

It seems to be a big cause of frustration for women too, that men are dense. Men are more straightforward creatures, and subtlety is a lost art.
 

Not that I've noticed really except in one case. Most women in my experience have used more subtle means.

And that one exception I noted was followed up by dating, lots of cuteness, around 6 months of happiness, and two and a half years of emotional abuse and mindless sex. Not worth getting drug through the mud, even if she was a nymphomaniac. Thankfully every women I've since met has been not that screwed up, and quite pleasant (even introducing me to DnD in one case, even if she turned down dating, anyone, repeatedly).
 

I've known a few girls over the years who've approached me with what could be considered a "line," but for the most part I think women tend to be a bit more subtle.
 



True, but since none of us are the ones for casual sex that usually comes from pick up lines, it's just a dorky way to entertain ourselves and parody the amazingly (and sadly) large percentage of the population that use them seriously.
 

Turanil said:
Some girls have a pick-up line that rarely works well, unless the guy is willing to take advantage of it (and is a clever liar): "How much do you earn?"

Otherwise, an excellent one would be (never heard it though): "I just wanted meaningless sex with you."


Oh well, I admit to be a mysoginist sometimes... :heh:

I've gotten this before, but it was, "What kinda car do you drive?" Why is that question followed by "Hello."?
 

One girl glared at me through a windowpane once.....I went to talk to her and we became really good friends, eventually got to a serious romance, but then her family moved. Long distance relationships suck.
 
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God I know that. I dated a guy for a total of 3yrs half of that we lived 5 hrs apart. Long distance relationships seldom work.
 

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