Nyaricus said:Holy crap! That's almost better than the OP!
Chuckle...it happened the same semester that I was taking a Fencing class, so the coach (who'd witnessed it) told us the whole story.
Apparently, the first thing the impaled guy said was, "Pull it OUT!" Which his shocked brother did. The second thing he said was, "I touched you first. You owe me a beer!" (After all, this was Wisconsin.)
PS -- dang, Dog Moon, that sig line *still* makes me laugh. "Cheese no come from cow!"