Cassandra
First Post
The minions of Tabletop Adventures are both exhilarated and terrified to announce the “While the Cat’s Away” sale. The Overlord, disgusted with the recent sunshine and pleasant weather in his domain, has gone on sabbatical to the cold, gloomy, barren areas of northern Siberia. (It’s a special tour.) When he left, he ordered the minions to celebrate the coming of spring by raising prices on all the company’s electronic products. Not daring to disobey, the minions have followed his instructions. However, in an alarming burst of independence, they are also declaring a Sale of Vengeance!
Consequently, prices have been raised an exorbitant amount, but in a gesture of rebellion the minions are offering 90% off the new prices. Hopefully, if the sale goes well, when the Overlord returns he will relent on the tremendous increase.
As a gesture of solidarity, the minions are offering Honorary Minionships to anyone who makes a purchase during this sale. (If you are already an Honorary Minion, don’t worry – we have something special planned for you!) Just make your purchase on any of our online sales sites:
The minions hope the Overlord’s cruise on the Volga and excursion in the taiga area keep him from noticing the Spring Equinox and that when he returns—if indeed he must—he does so in better spirits than when he left.
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Anonymous Minion
Tabletop Adventures
www.tabletopadventures.com
Consequently, prices have been raised an exorbitant amount, but in a gesture of rebellion the minions are offering 90% off the new prices. Hopefully, if the sale goes well, when the Overlord returns he will relent on the tremendous increase.
As a gesture of solidarity, the minions are offering Honorary Minionships to anyone who makes a purchase during this sale. (If you are already an Honorary Minion, don’t worry – we have something special planned for you!) Just make your purchase on any of our online sales sites:
- Your Games Now
- EN World Download Shop
- RPGNow
- DriveThru RPG and
- the TTA Print Store
- your name and e-mail address (necessary to send you your elegant Minion Certificate);
- what product you purchased and at what location;
- where you live (city and state/country), and
- one more interesting Honorary Minion fact about yourself.
The minions hope the Overlord’s cruise on the Volga and excursion in the taiga area keep him from noticing the Spring Equinox and that when he returns—if indeed he must—he does so in better spirits than when he left.
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Anonymous Minion
Tabletop Adventures
www.tabletopadventures.com
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