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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4745682" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p><span style="color: seagreen">"Pleased to meet you, Mr. Polemarkos,"</span> says the middle skull, <span style="color: SeaGreen">"I supposed we can wait a few moments longer for your companion."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen">"But since we <em>are</em> waiting..."</span></p><p></p><p>The skull lord once again pumps up the accordian and sings the popular folk song, "Momma, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Paladins"</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: Green">Paladins like glorious bloodshed and clear mountain mornings,</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: Green">Little warm puppies, and children, and holy swords.</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: Green">Them that don't know them won't like them,</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: Green">And them that do, sometimes don't know how to take them.</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: Green">He ain't wrong; he's just different,</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: Green">But his god won't let him</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: Green">Do things to make you think he's right.</span></p><p></p><p>And everyone joins in on the chorus...</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: green">Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be paladins.</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: green">Don't let 'em lay hands on and swing divine swords.</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: green">Make 'em be clerics, rogues, or warlords.</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: green">Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be paladins.</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: green">They'll never stay home and they're always alone,</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: green">'specially in unaligned groups.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4745682, member: 4413"] [COLOR="seagreen"]"Pleased to meet you, Mr. Polemarkos,"[/COLOR] says the middle skull, [COLOR="SeaGreen"]"I supposed we can wait a few moments longer for your companion."[/COLOR] [COLOR="YellowGreen"]"But since we [I]are[/I] waiting..."[/COLOR] The skull lord once again pumps up the accordian and sings the popular folk song, "Momma, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Paladins" [INDENT][COLOR="Green"]Paladins like glorious bloodshed and clear mountain mornings, Little warm puppies, and children, and holy swords. Them that don't know them won't like them, And them that do, sometimes don't know how to take them. He ain't wrong; he's just different, But his god won't let him Do things to make you think he's right.[/COLOR][/INDENT] And everyone joins in on the chorus... [INDENT][COLOR="green"]Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be paladins. Don't let 'em lay hands on and swing divine swords. Make 'em be clerics, rogues, or warlords. Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be paladins. They'll never stay home and they're always alone, 'specially in unaligned groups.[/COLOR][/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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