The image of the morning sun dances in the waters of the Titan's Footprint. In the harbor, small yachts and junks ease around the TURTLEDOME! bearing tourists of all social classes.
As you approach the turtle, you see the water bubble near its tail, making a profound 'pop'. Sea gulls flying near the area fall from the sky--stunned or dead, you cannot tell.
A shoal of sahuagin work at the underbelly of the great turtle, removing barnacles and algae. For chaotic evil sea-devils, they seem remarkably happy, performing the aquatic version of whistling that doesn't sound like whistling at all. They trade banter and grin at one another with their long, razor-sharp teeth.
A flock of harpies festoons banners and other decorations on the heights of the stadium.
Further along the docks, closer to the TURTLEDOME!, you find a troupe of schoolchildren, probably from Daunton's Cobblestone Spellementary. Migtroth the Magnificent entertains them, twisting horse-shoes into various shapes--with his bare hands. He hands a small girl a bunny rabbit. "Thank you, Mistah Migtwoth," she says through gapped teeth.
"Remember kids," says Migtroth with a warm, sincere smile, "Stay in school, and don't do drugs."
Then, the massive kobold (seriously, he's almost as big as one of the children) notices you walking towards his location. He bares his teeth, flexes his arms, and adds, "And kill all humans!"
The children cheer.
You're not sure if that's meant to be ironic.
As you near the head of the great turtle, you see the skull lord playing an accordian and dancing before several delighted onlookers. His three heads sing in harmony...
'Hello!' the three heads say as one, putting aside the accordian, to the dissappointment of their listeners.
"I say, Ted, I think I remember these folk from that adventurer tavern," says the leftmost skull.
"I do believe you're correct, Ned," says the rightmost skull.
"Let me guess," says the middle skull in a genial tone, "You're here for a fight? Excellent!"
The skull lord retrieves a clipboard from thin air.
"I'm Ned," says the leftmost skull.
"I'm Ted," says the rightmost skull.
"And I'm Fred," says the middle skull.
"Pleee-uh-eeeeased toooo meeeet you!" the three skulls sing, again in harmony.
The onlookers chuckle and clap.
"Now, if you'd be so kind as to introduce yourselves, and then sign the standard TURTLEDOME! NDA..."
"That's a non-disclosure agreement."
"We're ever so careful of our intellectual property, here."
"We'll take you inside to meet with Mr. Pinch and discuss what sort of service we can be to you."
[sblock=OOC: Book-keeping]Howdy folks,
Gonna need a link to your character sheets.
When you pick a dialogue color for your character, you can't take the ones already assumed by TURTLEDOME! staff. As you can see, Ned, Ted, and Fred have Olive, YellowGreen, and SeaGreen. Mr. Pinch has DarkOrange. The commentators have LightBlue and Green, while the Legionnaires have Yellow.[/sblock]
As you approach the turtle, you see the water bubble near its tail, making a profound 'pop'. Sea gulls flying near the area fall from the sky--stunned or dead, you cannot tell.
A shoal of sahuagin work at the underbelly of the great turtle, removing barnacles and algae. For chaotic evil sea-devils, they seem remarkably happy, performing the aquatic version of whistling that doesn't sound like whistling at all. They trade banter and grin at one another with their long, razor-sharp teeth.
A flock of harpies festoons banners and other decorations on the heights of the stadium.
Further along the docks, closer to the TURTLEDOME!, you find a troupe of schoolchildren, probably from Daunton's Cobblestone Spellementary. Migtroth the Magnificent entertains them, twisting horse-shoes into various shapes--with his bare hands. He hands a small girl a bunny rabbit. "Thank you, Mistah Migtwoth," she says through gapped teeth.
"Remember kids," says Migtroth with a warm, sincere smile, "Stay in school, and don't do drugs."
Then, the massive kobold (seriously, he's almost as big as one of the children) notices you walking towards his location. He bares his teeth, flexes his arms, and adds, "And kill all humans!"
The children cheer.
You're not sure if that's meant to be ironic.
As you near the head of the great turtle, you see the skull lord playing an accordian and dancing before several delighted onlookers. His three heads sing in harmony...
TURTLEDOME! is awesome,
TURTLEDOME! is swell,
If you don't like the TURTLEDOME!
You can go to--
TURTLEDOME! is swell,
If you don't like the TURTLEDOME!
You can go to--
'Hello!' the three heads say as one, putting aside the accordian, to the dissappointment of their listeners.
"I say, Ted, I think I remember these folk from that adventurer tavern," says the leftmost skull.
"I do believe you're correct, Ned," says the rightmost skull.
"Let me guess," says the middle skull in a genial tone, "You're here for a fight? Excellent!"
The skull lord retrieves a clipboard from thin air.
"I'm Ned," says the leftmost skull.
"I'm Ted," says the rightmost skull.
"And I'm Fred," says the middle skull.
"Pleee-uh-eeeeased toooo meeeet you!" the three skulls sing, again in harmony.
The onlookers chuckle and clap.
"Now, if you'd be so kind as to introduce yourselves, and then sign the standard TURTLEDOME! NDA..."
"That's a non-disclosure agreement."
"We're ever so careful of our intellectual property, here."
"We'll take you inside to meet with Mr. Pinch and discuss what sort of service we can be to you."
[sblock=OOC: Book-keeping]Howdy folks,
Gonna need a link to your character sheets.
When you pick a dialogue color for your character, you can't take the ones already assumed by TURTLEDOME! staff. As you can see, Ned, Ted, and Fred have Olive, YellowGreen, and SeaGreen. Mr. Pinch has DarkOrange. The commentators have LightBlue and Green, while the Legionnaires have Yellow.[/sblock]
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