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TURTLEDOME!: Battle Bone (DM: KenHood, Judge: Lord S.)
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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4747756" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>At the mention of Earl Grey tea, the marilith bristles. <span style="color: Red">"Earl Grey, huh?"</span> she says in a mock refined accent. </p><p></p><p>Smoke seeps from her ears. <span style="color: red">"I guess you'll want to stir it with that stick up your ***. ****, every Tom, Dick, and Harry thinks he's a model of sophistication if he orders that ***** swill. ****, why don't you just wear a sign around your neck that says, 'I think I'm smarter than you.' ****** *****."</span></p><p></p><p>She slams the teacup into your hands, splashing you with the hot brew.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">"And I swear to the ***** Abyss, if you ask for a scone, I will ***** shove it up your *****, you ****** ****** ****** ******."</span></p><p></p><p>She starts to turn away, but whirls around and shoves a finger in your face.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">"******* thinks <strong>I'M</strong> a ******* slave. ******* you and the ******* high-horse that you ******* rode in on, ******* ******."</span></p><p></p><p>She hurls her serving tray on the floor, shattering the porcelain. Then, she vanishes in a puff of smoke.</p><p></p><p>[sblock=About Mariliths...]Yeah, she's the hot 4E version. </p><p></p><p>And she's apparently telepathic. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />[/sblock]</p><p></p><p> </p><p>Mr. Pinch is unfazed by the marilith's reaction. <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"Ah, the Legion of Bone. At least, I assume that's the skeletons to whom you refer."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">A reasonable question, but one to which you shall not receive an answer, save that the environment in which you fight shall not be inimical to your particular biology.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p>Mr. Pinch smiles, but does not respond to the question.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Mr. Pinch chuckles and sips his coffee.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Mr. Pinch grins from ear to ear. His tusks are very large. <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: darkorange">"It usually looks like a lot of skeletons jumping on adventurers who start screaming things like, 'Oh Gods, please stop hitting me!' or 'Not in the face! Not in the face!' Quite a crowd pleaser."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4747756, member: 4413"] At the mention of Earl Grey tea, the marilith bristles. [COLOR="Red"]"Earl Grey, huh?"[/COLOR] she says in a mock refined accent. Smoke seeps from her ears. [COLOR="red"]"I guess you'll want to stir it with that stick up your ***. ****, every Tom, Dick, and Harry thinks he's a model of sophistication if he orders that ***** swill. ****, why don't you just wear a sign around your neck that says, 'I think I'm smarter than you.' ****** *****."[/COLOR] She slams the teacup into your hands, splashing you with the hot brew. [COLOR="red"]"And I swear to the ***** Abyss, if you ask for a scone, I will ***** shove it up your *****, you ****** ****** ****** ******."[/color] She starts to turn away, but whirls around and shoves a finger in your face. [COLOR="red"]"******* thinks [B]I'M[/B] a ******* slave. ******* you and the ******* high-horse that you ******* rode in on, ******* ******."[/COLOR] She hurls her serving tray on the floor, shattering the porcelain. Then, she vanishes in a puff of smoke. [sblock=About Mariliths...]Yeah, she's the hot 4E version. And she's apparently telepathic. :D[/sblock] Mr. Pinch is unfazed by the marilith's reaction. [FONT="Palatino Linotype"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]"Ah, the Legion of Bone. At least, I assume that's the skeletons to whom you refer."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR="darkorange"][SIZE="4"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"]A reasonable question, but one to which you shall not receive an answer, save that the environment in which you fight shall not be inimical to your particular biology.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Mr. Pinch smiles, but does not respond to the question. Mr. Pinch chuckles and sips his coffee. Mr. Pinch grins from ear to ear. His tusks are very large. [SIZE="4"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"][COLOR="darkorange"]"It usually looks like a lot of skeletons jumping on adventurers who start screaming things like, 'Oh Gods, please stop hitting me!' or 'Not in the face! Not in the face!' Quite a crowd pleaser."[/COLOR][/FONT][/size][FONT="Palatino Linotype"][/font] [/QUOTE]
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