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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4747800" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"The question, my dear,"</span></span></span> purrs Mr. Pinch, <span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Is do YOU want to see skeletons crunch?"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>He produces a contract and a quill.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"This is a standard boilerplate contract, permitting the party signing--that's you--to take part in a battle against the Legion of Bone, with no actual threat to life on your part, since you can't die in our arena. (Convenient, don't you think?) The contract also contains a liability waiver, holding <strong>TURTLEDOME!</strong> blameless in the unfortunate incident that our resurrection spells do not function properly, perhaps revivifying you as a fungoid creature, or in the event that exposure to our intellectual property irrevocably destroys your sanity. The contract also includes a good faith clause on your part, that you intend to fight to the best of your ability, as well as reparations that must be made by you, the party of the first part, should you fail to show for your battle. Also, by signing the contract, you agree to permit <strong>TURTLEDOME!</strong> (and its subsidiaries) to use your name and image in advertising materials associated with the match, as well as signing over all merchandising rights to <strong>TURTLEDOME!</strong>, including publication rights. Finally, the contract states that you, the party of the first part, shall remit a standard fee of 10 gold pieces (per member) to the party of the second part, TURTLEDOME!, for the privilege of fighting the Legion of Bone, to help cover the costs associated with your bout, such as locker room maintenance, towel cleaning, and notifications to next of kin. The contract then stipulates that should you win the match, your party shall receive a prize purse to the sum of 100 gold pieces."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>He waves the quill.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkorange">"Shall we make it official?"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><p style="text-align: center">SKILL CHALLENGE: NEGOTIATION! </p></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>BEGIN!</p><p></strong></span><strong><p style="text-align: center"></p><p></strong>[sblock=Initiative]<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2017082/" target="_blank">Skill Challenge: Negotiation -- Initiative</a> </p><p>Drivan (21)</p><p>Emral (20)</p><p>Finnian (18)</p><p>Hadarai (11)</p><p>Vaunea (11)</p><p>[/sblock]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4747800, member: 4413"] [COLOR="DarkOrange"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"][SIZE="4"]"The question, my dear,"[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] purrs Mr. Pinch, [COLOR="darkorange"][SIZE="4"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"]"Is do YOU want to see skeletons crunch?"[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] He produces a contract and a quill. [COLOR="darkorange"][SIZE="4"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"]"This is a standard boilerplate contract, permitting the party signing--that's you--to take part in a battle against the Legion of Bone, with no actual threat to life on your part, since you can't die in our arena. (Convenient, don't you think?) The contract also contains a liability waiver, holding [B]TURTLEDOME![/B] blameless in the unfortunate incident that our resurrection spells do not function properly, perhaps revivifying you as a fungoid creature, or in the event that exposure to our intellectual property irrevocably destroys your sanity. The contract also includes a good faith clause on your part, that you intend to fight to the best of your ability, as well as reparations that must be made by you, the party of the first part, should you fail to show for your battle. Also, by signing the contract, you agree to permit [B]TURTLEDOME![/B] (and its subsidiaries) to use your name and image in advertising materials associated with the match, as well as signing over all merchandising rights to [B]TURTLEDOME![/B], including publication rights. Finally, the contract states that you, the party of the first part, shall remit a standard fee of 10 gold pieces (per member) to the party of the second part, TURTLEDOME!, for the privilege of fighting the Legion of Bone, to help cover the costs associated with your bout, such as locker room maintenance, towel cleaning, and notifications to next of kin. The contract then stipulates that should you win the match, your party shall receive a prize purse to the sum of 100 gold pieces."[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] He waves the quill. [FONT="Palatino Linotype"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="darkorange"]"Shall we make it official?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE="4"][B][CENTER]SKILL CHALLENGE: NEGOTIATION! BEGIN![/CENTER][/B][/size][B][CENTER][/CENTER][/B] [sblock=Initiative][url=http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2017082/]Skill Challenge: Negotiation -- Initiative[/url] Drivan (21) Emral (20) Finnian (18) Hadarai (11) Vaunea (11) [/sblock] [/QUOTE]
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