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TURTLEDOME!: Battle Bone (DM: KenHood, Judge: Lord S.)
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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4773957" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>Marco winces as Vaunea speaks. <span style="color: Yellow">"Yes! Yes! W-we can g-go whenever you're ready. I'll--er--ask my cousin for d-directions."</span></p><p></p><p>Cousin Eustace joins Emral, as the wizard attempts to repair the lawn. Albeit the grass is scorched because its <em>burnt</em>, and attempts to remove the scorch marks expose the dirt, it seems Cousin Eustace appreciates the effort, because the one-armed halfling is smiling.</p><p></p><p>Or you <em>think</em> it might be smiling. His face seems to have a difficult time assuming the proper muscle configuration. If a skull could smile, it might look something like that. But skulls don't smile.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Yellow">"Oh,"</span> sighs Marco, <span style="color: yellow">"Look! We're all just getting along. Isn't it nice?"</span></p><p></p><p>Cousin Eustace pats Emral on the back. <span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">"Ahjus'wan'taethankyaeferwha'yaedaedt'maelahn."</span></p><p></p><p>Marco walks up, clasping his hands with joy. <span style="color: Yellow">"Cousin Eustace says that he wants to express his appreciation for your work on his lawn."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">"Aye!"</span> says Cousin Eustace.</p><p></p><p>And he punches Emral in the testicles.</p><p></p><p>[sblock=Really?]Is Vaunea the only one that guessed this was coming? I am SO dissappointed. If only more people had performed Insight checks... </p><p></p><p>And spent those healing surges...</p><p></p><p>Like Cousin Eustace did...</p><p></p><p><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />[/sblock]</p><p></p><p>[sblock=Surprise Round]Cousin Eustace uses "Nut Cracker" on Emral. <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2051632/" target="_blank">v. Fortitude (1d20+3=18, 1d6+3=6)</a> Emral suffers <span style="color: Red">6</span> points of damage and is <span style="color: red">stunned</span> (save ends).[/sblock]</p><p></p><p>Cousin Eustace snarls a long, incomprehensible string of noises, pointing at Marco. Then, at you.</p><p></p><p>Marco yelps. <span style="color: Yellow">"Cousin Eustace mocks your abilities as warriors. He says your powers are weak and effeminate. He states that he will <em>not</em> give his sword to a group of <span style="color: White">:gulp:</span> swine sodomizers, such as yourselves. He further adds that you may do your worst, for he has no fear of your weapons or spells. Indeed, he says that he will place his foot so far up your anal orifice that you will taste shoe polish."</span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">"COMGAETSUM!"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4773957, member: 4413"] Marco winces as Vaunea speaks. [COLOR="Yellow"]"Yes! Yes! W-we can g-go whenever you're ready. I'll--er--ask my cousin for d-directions."[/COLOR] Cousin Eustace joins Emral, as the wizard attempts to repair the lawn. Albeit the grass is scorched because its [I]burnt[/I], and attempts to remove the scorch marks expose the dirt, it seems Cousin Eustace appreciates the effort, because the one-armed halfling is smiling. Or you [I]think[/I] it might be smiling. His face seems to have a difficult time assuming the proper muscle configuration. If a skull could smile, it might look something like that. But skulls don't smile. [COLOR="Yellow"]"Oh,"[/COLOR] sighs Marco, [COLOR="yellow"]"Look! We're all just getting along. Isn't it nice?"[/COLOR] Cousin Eustace pats Emral on the back. [COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]"Ahjus'wan'taethankyaeferwha'yaedaedt'maelahn."[/COLOR] Marco walks up, clasping his hands with joy. [COLOR="Yellow"]"Cousin Eustace says that he wants to express his appreciation for your work on his lawn."[/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]"Aye!"[/COLOR] says Cousin Eustace. And he punches Emral in the testicles. [sblock=Really?]Is Vaunea the only one that guessed this was coming? I am SO dissappointed. If only more people had performed Insight checks... And spent those healing surges... Like Cousin Eustace did... ;)[/sblock] [sblock=Surprise Round]Cousin Eustace uses "Nut Cracker" on Emral. [url=http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2051632/]v. Fortitude (1d20+3=18, 1d6+3=6)[/url] Emral suffers [COLOR="Red"]6[/COLOR] points of damage and is [COLOR="red"]stunned[/COLOR] (save ends).[/sblock] Cousin Eustace snarls a long, incomprehensible string of noises, pointing at Marco. Then, at you. Marco yelps. [COLOR="Yellow"]"Cousin Eustace mocks your abilities as warriors. He says your powers are weak and effeminate. He states that he will [I]not[/I] give his sword to a group of [COLOR="White"]:gulp:[/COLOR] swine sodomizers, such as yourselves. He further adds that you may do your worst, for he has no fear of your weapons or spells. Indeed, he says that he will place his foot so far up your anal orifice that you will taste shoe polish."[/COLOR] [CENTER][SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]"COMGAETSUM!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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