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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4830847" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p><span style="color: blue">"That's it,"</span> says the sergeant, <span style="color: blue">"You folks need to put down your weapons and come with me."</span></p><p></p><p></p><p>The sergeant frowns. <span style="color: Blue">"Dr. Gnash is a hero around these parts. You'd best show some respect, elf."</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Hah! You don't even know his name! On your feet!"</span> he says, drawing his ceremonial baton (which has many unceremonial bloodstains on it), <span style="color: blue">"We're going to the station house."</span></p><p></p><p></p><p>The sergeant nods and puts away his baton. <span style="color: Blue">"Ah! A sensible fellow. I appreciate your words, but I still think we need to..."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Gray">"That should be unnecessary, sergeant,"</span> says Swillwort.</p><p></p><p>The sergeant and the officers gasp in surprise. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Gray">"These adventurers have saved me from the unfortunate results of one of my experiments."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Sienna">"Why you talkin' to them orcs? You should be stabbin'. Stabbin'!"</span> says the senile archer, dropping his arrow after attempting to pick it up by the blades.</p><p></p><p>Two officers head him off. <span style="color: Blue">"It's okay, Dr. Gnash. We can handle it from here."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: sienna">"I like cheese!"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Yessir,"</span> one officer says in a resigned voice, <span style="color: blue">"We know. We know."</span></p><p></p><p>They escort him home.</p><p></p><p>[sblock=Dr. Gnash?]<strong><u>THE</u></strong> Dr. Gnash?!</p><p></p><p>You've heard of him.</p><p></p><p>He's a legendary hero/scholar with a PhD in Applied Mayhem and Practical Slaughter. His work on theoretical violence is known world-wide. His thesis, "Myriad Ways of Killing Things with Pointy Objects", is required reading in military academies everywhere.</p><p></p><p>Oh, how the mighty have fallen![/sblock]</p><p></p><p></p><p>Annie awakens, <span style="color: Pink">"Ooooh! Mr. Swillwort! You're well! You're well!"</span> She gives him a sloppy, slobbery hug.</p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">"It seems to be you who deserve the thanks, sir,"</span> says the sergeant, <span style="color: blue">"I've known Mr. Swillwort since I was knee-high, and it was quite a blow to the neighborhood when he took ill. I offer you all my hand in gratitude."</span></p><p> </p><p></p><p>Swillwort feebly waves a hand, in the midst of fending off Annie. <span style="color: Gray">"Keep them."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4830847, member: 4413"] [COLOR="blue"]"That's it,"[/COLOR] says the sergeant, [COLOR="blue"]"You folks need to put down your weapons and come with me."[/COLOR] The sergeant frowns. [COLOR="Blue"]"Dr. Gnash is a hero around these parts. You'd best show some respect, elf."[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]"Hah! You don't even know his name! On your feet!"[/COLOR] he says, drawing his ceremonial baton (which has many unceremonial bloodstains on it), [COLOR="blue"]"We're going to the station house."[/COLOR] The sergeant nods and puts away his baton. [COLOR="Blue"]"Ah! A sensible fellow. I appreciate your words, but I still think we need to..."[/COLOR] [COLOR="Gray"]"That should be unnecessary, sergeant,"[/COLOR] says Swillwort. The sergeant and the officers gasp in surprise. [COLOR="Gray"]"These adventurers have saved me from the unfortunate results of one of my experiments."[/COLOR] [COLOR="Sienna"]"Why you talkin' to them orcs? You should be stabbin'. Stabbin'!"[/COLOR] says the senile archer, dropping his arrow after attempting to pick it up by the blades. Two officers head him off. [COLOR="Blue"]"It's okay, Dr. Gnash. We can handle it from here."[/COLOR] [COLOR="sienna"]"I like cheese!"[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]"Yessir,"[/COLOR] one officer says in a resigned voice, [COLOR="blue"]"We know. We know."[/COLOR] They escort him home. [sblock=Dr. Gnash?][B][U]THE[/U][/B] Dr. Gnash?! You've heard of him. He's a legendary hero/scholar with a PhD in Applied Mayhem and Practical Slaughter. His work on theoretical violence is known world-wide. His thesis, "Myriad Ways of Killing Things with Pointy Objects", is required reading in military academies everywhere. Oh, how the mighty have fallen![/sblock] Annie awakens, [COLOR="Pink"]"Ooooh! Mr. Swillwort! You're well! You're well!"[/COLOR] She gives him a sloppy, slobbery hug. [COLOR="Blue"]"It seems to be you who deserve the thanks, sir,"[/COLOR] says the sergeant, [COLOR="blue"]"I've known Mr. Swillwort since I was knee-high, and it was quite a blow to the neighborhood when he took ill. I offer you all my hand in gratitude."[/COLOR] Swillwort feebly waves a hand, in the midst of fending off Annie. [COLOR="Gray"]"Keep them."[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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