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Message: <blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4860092" data-attributes="member: 4413">One of the children shouts, "You could be the Murder Machine!"Uncle Mikey says, "No, wait, dudes, you could like call yourselves the Dudes the Kill Stuff. That's like a super-scary name, and it's like major appropo because you have swords and stuff so that you can kill stuff."Violet says, "Oh, I can see it now! We'll make a loincloth with 'Dusty Quill' on the back and front.""How perfectly salacious!" says Talula, Marco's wife, leaning over to conspire with her daughter, "The words will be on his bum!"The two titter. "Uhm...I don't know about having the Quill's good name covering someone's naughty bits..."Talula waves a hand. "Oh, pooh, Marco! Don't be a fuddy-duddy!""No, it's about decor--""Aw, man, I just got it. You guys are gonna fight in that giant turtle place with the monsters and stuff! That's like ***** awesome!""Hey! Watch your language around the children!""Yeah, it's ***** unnecessary, Uncle Mikey!"*Whack!* Talula slaps the child that cursed in the back of the head. "Go to your room and eat a bar of soap!"Sniffling, the child leaves the table."Hee-hee-hee!" screams a child with laughter, "You talk funny!"*Whack!* Talula slaps that child in the back of the head, too. The other children, all about to make fun of Vaunea, suddenly grow quiet."Aw, man, if you like need health, then I'm totally the dude to fix you up, babe. You know, like back in the day, I was like the cat's meow of state alchemists, a total like dog of the military. Man, I made some potions that made other potions jealous, you know. Oh, wait, man...I totally get it now. That's why my little nephew-dude was askin' me if I could like whip up some healing potions over the next coupl'a days...." The sentence devolve into incoherent mumbling, followed by Mikey staring into space."Oh! I do like a man that cleans his plate!" says Marco's wife, as she scurries off to the kitchen for more food.Several children suppress snickers. One, at the end of the table, starts to raise his fingers over his head, pantomiming horns. As he starts to open his mouth, Talula pops around the corner and points at him. The child deflates."You can't miss it. It's the gigantic dome near the center of the city. I'll be happy to take you there tomorrow. And I suppose someone will need to go to TURTLEDOME!..." (All of Marco's family start in shock as he shouts the word with much vehemence.) "...and inform the game administrators that Hadarai is no longer part of your group. I hear their contracts can be quite awful to break.""Certainly, dear," says Marco's daughter, Violet, "I'll get some for you."Marco beams and stammers a welcome. "What?!" the old halfling shouts. He turns to Marco, "You took them to see that ****** *******, Eustace.""Language!"Mikey snaps out of his trance. "Duuuuude! I'm like Hezekiah's brother. That psycho Eustace is like our third cousin twice removed.""W-well, Father, I remembered Cousin Eustace had a magic sword, and I thought that he might--""Listen, Miss Talula Hootenwilly," says Marco's father, "I am 113 years old, and I will talk any ******* way that I please!"Marco's father turns to the party and points, "Let me guess, that ***** maniac, starting talking gobbledigook and punched one of you in the *****?"</blockquote>

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