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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4872508" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p><strong>In the Alchemy Lab</strong></p><p></p><p>[sblock=Hey, Mo!]Yep. I got that database error, too. Talk about a bit of a scare!</p><p></p><p>It's okay. I hate you for entirely different reasons.</p><p></p><p>Wait. </p><p></p><p>I shouldn't have typed that last part.[/sblock]</p><p></p><p>[sblock=Vaunea and Finnian Only]Vaunea's question interrupts Uncle Mikey in middle of a mini-concert, during which he whistles off-pitch and plays percussion on his metal nose. He stops and grins. <span style="color: DarkOrchid">"Yeah. Potions are ****** AWESOME! Huh-huh."</span></p><p></p><p>Vaunea notices there is a lot of writing in the book--and not the kind created by a scribe or printing press. There are crabbed notes in the margins, which turn into large 'helter-skelter' notes over the actual text, which are covered by childlike scrawls in crayon with drawings of people's naughty bits. </p><p></p><p>Uncle Mikey pulls the book away and crushes it against his chest. <span style="color: darkorchid">"Heeeeeey! You look with your hands, not with your ey--no--it's...uh...yeah...It's like you look with your eyes, not with...wait...don't even look at all. It's like totally secret with magic stuff that would completely blow your mind and like expand your horizons, but in a horrible way that involves your like brain exploding."</span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">"Uh...OVER the horizon."</span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">"Yeah."</span></p><p></p><p>He pauses for a moment, and then turns his head away from you, lifts up his metal nose, and picks out a booger. The noise that accompanies the act is wet and squishy and somewhat swamplike, but otherwise defies description.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">"Anyway. There's like this dude that lives down the road, and he's got like this...uh...ingredient that I need for my super-mega-awesome-instant-healing potions. But he's like a total ***** and won't even sell 'em to me, because I didn't like pay him or something stupid like that. So, when I like went to pick it myself, 'cause it grows on a bush, and you know, nature is free, man. Nature deserves to be free, you know? I mean, who can like put a price on stuff that grows on a tree? Everybody is always sayin' that money don't grow on trees, so how you can like charge money for something that grows on a tree? And why would you put two big ****** dogs in the yard with bush? That's totally ***** up, right? So, yeah, if you could like get that ***** for me, I could make some bad-**** potions."</span>[/sblock]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4872508, member: 4413"] [b]In the Alchemy Lab[/b] [sblock=Hey, Mo!]Yep. I got that database error, too. Talk about a bit of a scare! It's okay. I hate you for entirely different reasons. Wait. I shouldn't have typed that last part.[/sblock] [sblock=Vaunea and Finnian Only]Vaunea's question interrupts Uncle Mikey in middle of a mini-concert, during which he whistles off-pitch and plays percussion on his metal nose. He stops and grins. [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]"Yeah. Potions are ****** AWESOME! Huh-huh."[/COLOR] Vaunea notices there is a lot of writing in the book--and not the kind created by a scribe or printing press. There are crabbed notes in the margins, which turn into large 'helter-skelter' notes over the actual text, which are covered by childlike scrawls in crayon with drawings of people's naughty bits. Uncle Mikey pulls the book away and crushes it against his chest. [COLOR="darkorchid"]"Heeeeeey! You look with your hands, not with your ey--no--it's...uh...yeah...It's like you look with your eyes, not with...wait...don't even look at all. It's like totally secret with magic stuff that would completely blow your mind and like expand your horizons, but in a horrible way that involves your like brain exploding." "Uh...OVER the horizon." "Yeah."[/COLOR] He pauses for a moment, and then turns his head away from you, lifts up his metal nose, and picks out a booger. The noise that accompanies the act is wet and squishy and somewhat swamplike, but otherwise defies description. [COLOR="darkorchid"]"Anyway. There's like this dude that lives down the road, and he's got like this...uh...ingredient that I need for my super-mega-awesome-instant-healing potions. But he's like a total ***** and won't even sell 'em to me, because I didn't like pay him or something stupid like that. So, when I like went to pick it myself, 'cause it grows on a bush, and you know, nature is free, man. Nature deserves to be free, you know? I mean, who can like put a price on stuff that grows on a tree? Everybody is always sayin' that money don't grow on trees, so how you can like charge money for something that grows on a tree? And why would you put two big ****** dogs in the yard with bush? That's totally ***** up, right? So, yeah, if you could like get that ***** for me, I could make some bad-**** potions."[/COLOR][/sblock] [/QUOTE]
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