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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4946886" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>[sblock=That's right, it's...]LEPER-chaun (as in 'a person with leprousy'), not LEPRE-chaun (which is the proper spelling).[/sblock]</p><p>Emral's body bursts into flames as the psychotic halfling stabs him. <span style="color: DarkSlateGray">(Firepulse: <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2269904/" target="_blank">v. Reflex, Fire Damage (1d20+5=8, 1d6+3=7)</a>)</span> But the little maniac is too quick! "Hah!" he screeches, "You ain't bad! You ain't nothin', crackleface!" Then, he grabs his 'package', thrusts one fist in the air, and shouts, "Whoo!"</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">(Emral's Skill Checks: <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2269906/" target="_blank">1d20+5=21 (Arcane), 1d20+2=20 (Nature)</a>)</span></p><p></p><p>[sblock=Emral]Hmm...</p><p></p><p>You know, that dagger just might be a wyrmtooth dagger.[/sblock]</p><p></p><p><span style="color: darkslategray">And I laughed out loud!</span></p><p></p><p>"Worse than Hadarai?!" cries one of the mob in shock.</p><p></p><p>"Is there anyone worse than Hadarai?"</p><p></p><p>"Yeah, numb****, those guys! Drivan said so!"</p><p></p><p>"I ***** HATE Hadarai!"</p><p></p><p>"Me, too!"</p><p></p><p>The leperchauns flanking Drivan attack as the wizard casts his spell. <span style="color: DarkslateGray">(Immediate Interrupt: Basic Attack - 15 v. AC, 12 v. AC; 2 damage and Drivan takes a cumulative -1 penalty to all attacks and defenses.)</span></p><p></p><p>The disease-ridden jaws of the rotting sprite burn Drivan's skin. He feels even more ill.</p><p> </p><p>The magic missile goes wide, punching a hole in the ceiling. The leperchaun spins, drops its trousers, and exposes its buttocks to Drivan.</p><p></p><p>Unfortunately, one of the buttcheeks chooses that moment to slough off the bone and splat on the floor.</p><p></p><p>"Urp!" Olivia slaps her hand over her mouth. "Ugh. I threw up in the back of my throat."</p><p> </p><p><span style="color: darkslategray">By the way, you rolled the wrong amount for your Scorching Burst attack. Should have been 1d20+5-2. I'm making the adjustments on the fly.</span></p><p></p><p>The party discovers that burning Goliath smells just like roast pork.</p><p></p><p>"Shemp!" bawls the halfling, "Shemp! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmppppp!"</p><p></p><p>Two of the leperchauns char, then explode in a shower of golden coins!</p><p></p><p>The mob applauds!</p><p></p><p>"Oh, Gods!" sobs the halfling, tears streaming down his cheeks, "Not 85 and 66! No, not them! I was going to name my children after them!"</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">(Drivan is still ill from the leperchaun bite. Save: 5.)</span></p><p></p><p>The mob surges through the door and grabs the halfling. As the hapless thief screams in dismay, members of the mob hurl him to the ground and begin kicking him mercilessly. <span style="color: darkslateGray">(Standard Action: Savage Mob - 16 v. AC, 12 damage, halfling is prone.)</span></p><p></p><p>"Aaaaargh!" howls the halfling, "My spleen! My spleen! I think I needed that!"</p><p></p><p>"Take that, you ***** Hadarai wanna-be!" shouts a member of the mob.</p><p></p><p>Uncle Mikey stomps Finnian's toe and hurls a potion down the ranger's throat when he shouts in surprise. <span style="color: DarkOrchid">"Dude! You need to like dodge or something! The guys are like going to ***** kill you!"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4946886, member: 4413"] [sblock=That's right, it's...]LEPER-chaun (as in 'a person with leprousy'), not LEPRE-chaun (which is the proper spelling).[/sblock] Emral's body bursts into flames as the psychotic halfling stabs him. [COLOR="DarkSlateGray"](Firepulse: [url=http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2269904/]v. Reflex, Fire Damage (1d20+5=8, 1d6+3=7)[/url])[/COLOR] But the little maniac is too quick! "Hah!" he screeches, "You ain't bad! You ain't nothin', crackleface!" Then, he grabs his 'package', thrusts one fist in the air, and shouts, "Whoo!" [COLOR="DarkSlateGray"](Emral's Skill Checks: [url=http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2269906/]1d20+5=21 (Arcane), 1d20+2=20 (Nature)[/url])[/COLOR] [sblock=Emral]Hmm... You know, that dagger just might be a wyrmtooth dagger.[/sblock] [COLOR="darkslategray"]And I laughed out loud![/COLOR] "Worse than Hadarai?!" cries one of the mob in shock. "Is there anyone worse than Hadarai?" "Yeah, numb****, those guys! Drivan said so!" "I ***** HATE Hadarai!" "Me, too!" The leperchauns flanking Drivan attack as the wizard casts his spell. [COLOR="DarkslateGray"](Immediate Interrupt: Basic Attack - 15 v. AC, 12 v. AC; 2 damage and Drivan takes a cumulative -1 penalty to all attacks and defenses.)[/COLOR] The disease-ridden jaws of the rotting sprite burn Drivan's skin. He feels even more ill. The magic missile goes wide, punching a hole in the ceiling. The leperchaun spins, drops its trousers, and exposes its buttocks to Drivan. Unfortunately, one of the buttcheeks chooses that moment to slough off the bone and splat on the floor. "Urp!" Olivia slaps her hand over her mouth. "Ugh. I threw up in the back of my throat." [COLOR="darkslategray"]By the way, you rolled the wrong amount for your Scorching Burst attack. Should have been 1d20+5-2. I'm making the adjustments on the fly.[/COLOR] The party discovers that burning Goliath smells just like roast pork. "Shemp!" bawls the halfling, "Shemp! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmppppp!" Two of the leperchauns char, then explode in a shower of golden coins! The mob applauds! "Oh, Gods!" sobs the halfling, tears streaming down his cheeks, "Not 85 and 66! No, not them! I was going to name my children after them!" [COLOR="DarkSlateGray"](Drivan is still ill from the leperchaun bite. Save: 5.)[/COLOR] The mob surges through the door and grabs the halfling. As the hapless thief screams in dismay, members of the mob hurl him to the ground and begin kicking him mercilessly. [COLOR="darkslateGray"](Standard Action: Savage Mob - 16 v. AC, 12 damage, halfling is prone.)[/COLOR] "Aaaaargh!" howls the halfling, "My spleen! My spleen! I think I needed that!" "Take that, you ***** Hadarai wanna-be!" shouts a member of the mob. Uncle Mikey stomps Finnian's toe and hurls a potion down the ranger's throat when he shouts in surprise. [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]"Dude! You need to like dodge or something! The guys are like going to ***** kill you!"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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