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Message: <blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4965655" data-attributes="member: 4413">"The sooner the better. Being bound to localized four-dimensional spacetime is a bit of a drag. I'd like to get back to my normal fifteen-dimensional existence as soon as possible, though technically 'soon' won't have much meaning once I exit this particular frame of reference.""Not at all. I'm more real than your reality, so you cannot harm me by direct or indirect means, though apparently, I can be bound to a specific, properly prepared object, which was a bit of a surprise, as you can imagine. Not being bound by causality tends to leave one a little unprepared for planning to avoid certain events, seeing as they're not eventual from one's perspective.""Certainly. I think it will be much better than having someone ask me for strategic or tactical advice, then completely ignoring my directions. Technically, I don't experience emotions like you do, because I'm not tied to a biological existence, but let me just say, I really hated Roger's family. Once he met that sociopathic tart, the situation only got worse.""No, no. I'm not mummified. This head is mummified, but it's not my head, considering that I transcend tangibility and for all intents and purposes lack a head." "No. It was a spell in the __________. You'd think the gods wouldn't leave things like that lying around for mortals to find. Sometimes, they're rather sloppy...""No. Like I mentioned earlier, my imprisonment involved Roger's ancestor, an archmage...and a complete ******.""I mean no offense when I say this, but that's a bit of a silly question. If I'm evil, I'll lie. If I'm good, I'll tell the truth. Either way, the answer is the same. Honestly, I like to think of myself as beyond the petty concerns of good and evil, transcending mortal limitations, percieving the multiverse on a more grand scale, et cetera and so forth.""I am what I always am: Dave, Spirit of War. I could go into details, but the information would cause your head to explode."  "No. I'm the Spirit of War, not the Spirit of Knowing What Things Do. (His name is Ralph. A rather pleasant fellow.)" "Sorry. I'm afraid I can't perceive anything unless the head is in direct physical contact with a member of Roger's family and I'm acting under that person's orders. You'd think I'd go insane with such limited sensory input, but I'm feeling quite fine."[sblock=FitD]Check the other character sheets. There's usually a treasure section. To maintain the 'chain of custody' link back to the original post.[/sblock]</blockquote>

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