Two Truths and a Lie

[Felix]

Fact 2: I've gotten laid as a direct result of D&D.

We must be inverses!

Because I've gotten not laid as a direct result of D&D.

 

[Fifth Element]

We must be inverses!

Because I've gotten not laid as a direct result of D&D.

I think your experience is less anomalous.

 

[shilsen]

We must be inverses!

Because I've gotten not laid as a direct result of D&D.

Somewhat related to that subject:

Fact 1: I have turned down more than one date to play a game of D&D.

Fact 2: In the last two years, one of my characters has had more sex than I have.

Fact 3: I'm typing this post stark naked.

The Lie:
[sblock]Fact 2. Actually, two of my characters have had more sex than I have in the last two years [/sblock]

 

[Piratecat]

For the love of God, man, put on some socks!

 

[shilsen]

For the love of God, man, put on some socks!

Funny - that's what my players keep saying.

 

[Piratecat]

It's your feet. They're pretty damn ugly.

 

[Wik]

Can I just say - I'm glad most of you are in different countries/states/time zones than me, cuz you're all a bunch of freaks.

 

[shilsen]

It's your feet. They're pretty damn ugly.

That does it! Time to bring out the big guns...

*starts walking around Piratecat - barefoot - chanting*

The Great Modron March!

The Great Modron March!

The Great Modron March!

...

 

[Piratecat]

Now you're fightin' dirty. Put some pants on, so I can kick you in the junk without getting crotch-cooties on my boot.

 

[shilsen]

Now you're fightin' dirty. Put some pants on, so I can kick you in the junk without getting crotch-cooties on my boot.

Damn it - you win! You just made me come within an ace of spitting up all over my screen!