Ultimate Death Match: S-Mart's The Spot! [Men's Semifinal Qualifier]

[Relique du Madde]

Attention Smart Shoppers.... It's time to die!

Location: S-Mart

S-Mart is an ideal location for a Ultimate Death Match... not only is it the facsimile of a certain chain of discount stores, but it also a sells wide variety of weapons including knives, blowtorches, chainsaws, hedge trimmers and firearms (without requiring permits).

WEAPONS: Any item you can find or purchase at a department store (especially during the 1980s). Any weapon you can create from items found at a department store.


You have two votes. Make them count. Feel free to discuss all that happens in this battle.

 

[Relique du Madde]

All I have to say is: Hail to the King, Baby!


Indy will also survive since a big box store is not that much different then Area 51's storage hanger.

 

[Aeson]

King Koopa? Was he much of a fighter in the movie? I'm trying to forget the movie ever existed.

 

[Blackrat]

King Koopa? Was he much of a fighter in the movie? I'm trying to forget the movie ever existed.

Yeah, if that would have been King Koopa from the games, he'd be my choice, but the movie version is just cowardly bastard...

 

[Desert Hare]

Yeah, if that would have been King Koopa from the games, he'd be my choice, but the movie version is just cowardly bastard...

No way he can win. I'm surprised he was even nominated.

However, I happen to love the Super Mario Bros movie and its one of my guilty pleasures.

 

[Demongirl]

Ash just doesn't give a damn and will do whatever necessary to survive.

Snake's the same. Thats why I see these two coming out the victors of this round.

 

[Knightfall]

All I have to say is: Hail to the King, Baby!


Indy will also survive since a big box store is not that much different then Area 51's storage hanger.

You said it.

Ash on his home turf... no contest. I also had to pick Indy. He's just a survivor.

Imagine Ash and Indy fighting back to back against undead Nazis. That would be an awesome comic book cover for a limited comic series.