"Under cover of Darkness" - the (un)official Hivemind Slash!

[Kemrain]

Kirk would do anyone female and sexy. He had a woman in every port.

David was the only offspring he *knew* about!

Kirk would probably do someone male if they were feminine enough, and you know it.

- Kemrain the Seven.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Nope. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

*Whaps Darth K'Trava*

*chops off the offending hand* Don't. Do. That. Again.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Kirk would probably do someone male if they were feminine enough, and you know it.

- Kemrain the Seven.

You're just jealous that he's more ambiguous than you are...

 

[Darkness]

Kirk would probably do someone male if they were feminine enough, and you know it.

I wonder if there's Kirk/Data slash fic out there?

 

[Steve Jung]

*chops off the offending hand* Don't. Do. That. Again.

Hey. You can't do that. I'm immune to criticals. *whimper*

I wonder if there's Kirk/Data slash fic out there?

I don't doubt it. But I don't want to look.

 

[Darkness]

I don't doubt it. But I don't want to look.

Wisdom. This principle has spared me many a horror over the years.

 

[Greylock]

Hey all

HEY LOOK! It's Maldur!

kewl

*whaps Maldur*

 

[Steve Jung]

*throws creme-filled donut at Greylock*

 

[Greylock]

Damn! Not that!

*tosses Greek salad at Steve*

Watch out for the jalapenos.

 

[Steve Jung]

Damn! Not that!

*tosses Greek salad at Steve*

Watch out for the jalapenos.

"It burns, Krusty. It's burns."