Underwater Gnomes Killing Divers

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/viewarticle.aspx?id=180623&imageindex=0

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cumbria/4263761.stm

 

[DragonSword]

http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/viewarticle.aspx?id=180623&imageindex=0

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cumbria/4263761.stm

And I thought LARPers were the world's wierdest secret societies, but, no, the divers take the prize. Awesome!

 

[Terath Ninir]

Finally, somebody gets some use out of the gnomes! 'Bout time.

 

[MonsterMash]

Now I know why I never trusted gnomes.

 

[Algolei]

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Ah, them inglesh. Such charming weirdos.

"Head-butt probe." My oh my, no sirree. Not since college, anyway....

 

[Turanil]

The gnome garden was created because there is very little to see in the lakes.

LOL! Every week-end I take a walk into the depths of the nearest lake, and I don't care if there is nothing to see there. Besides, I hate gnomes.

 

[Krieg]

Every week-end I take a walk into the depths of the nearest lake, and I don't care if there is nothing to see there.

Pardon me, but could you repeat that?

 

[BOZ]

underpants gnomes?

 

[Angcuru]

So...this has caused three deaths so far. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???

How...?? Actually, I don't want to know. I'll just think of it as necessary eugenics in action.

 

[Stone Angel]

Hmmmm...I wonder why they decided to remove it, I mean we don't kill all the fish and cut out all the coral when a person dies sea diving. But I suppose there needed to be some manor of action taken.



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