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Message: <blockquote data-quote="VonHackenslash" data-source="post: 3376044" data-attributes="member: 49853">Another note mysteriously posted, again tacked up with vampire fangs, and written fastidiously on high quality vellum of unusual pale sheen.Cower and be properly fearful, oh residents of this mudball!The Baron is not surprised that there are some who would attempt to garner his favor, if only to try and betray him later. Being that he is supremely bored (as only a truly evil warlord can possibly be), he has determined that he shall send an emissary to this pathetic shamble, in order that those seeking to swear themselves to the neverending service of darkness may be properly appraised and apprised, and possibly disemboweled. A few other notes he has deigned to give:You ! who claim to have conquered Thay and diverse other places! The Baron does not find you the least bit pretentious enough, but if you dare attempt to prove your worth to him, then find and slay the one who places silly faces on the Baron's notes. The Baron will actually pay you if he finds the method of death was suitable enough.Also, try not to tell such obvious lies. You! who wish to be a butler! The Baron has no need of a butler! But his extensive wine cellar needs an attendant, so that will do. Meet with his emissary if YOU DARE.You! Who proclaims yourself 'humble target'! Your lies are spotted easily; you are not humble at all, except perhaps as an evil warlord! The Baron finds it hilarious how you define 'evil', and bids you go now to a temple of goodly folk, where you can spend your time wheezing about how everyone is insignificant to your clearly monolithic virtues. That is, after all, what paladins do!The Baron pauses, so that you may appreciate his fearsome wit.The Baron continues, but he has nothing but scorn for you all, and therefore concludes this letter. Do not trifle with him, lest you wish for your DEATH.post scriptum: the Baron's Emissary will be visiting when you least expect it. Of course.</blockquote>

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