Van Helsing and Hit Points

[JoeGKushner]

That's mean, Joe.

Of the ten people I know who've seen it and the carton, the carton got more votes of "that was acceptable."

It was trying too much at one time. heck, Neal Adams did a great comic or graphic novel that they should've tried to do as opposed to this movie.

Others say it's greatdumbfun but I just felt it was a waste of time. "I am a man with no past whose dangerous... now wait for my claws to come out... I'm Wolverine!" Too similiar to his X-Man character. I mean the dude remembers stuff from 42 A.D. How much further back does his memory need to go?

 

[Desdichado]

Well, that may be, but I was referring to the (perhaps unintended?) implication that the actresses of the "hawt vampire chicks" had a brighter future in the pr0n segment of the industry than mainstream film.

Maybe I'm just reading too much into it...

 

[JoeGKushner]

On no, it was intended. It was intended... After some lessons in that field, they might be better actresses. At their currently levle, they might be underqualified. "No, quit looking at the camera!"

 

[Berandor]

I gave it a 2 out of 10 in a famously scathing review.