Van Helsing rocks on toast.
I've seen a couple bad "reviews", and they really are hardly reviews.
What review would think it's a revelation to tell you the movie "is cheesy, badly-acted CGI-filled, popcorn movie with no depth"?
Well... DUH.
Why do they think so many people are standing in line to see it?
I swear, there is a disconnect between many reviewers (and moviegoers) about modern action/effects movies.
What some people see as bad, is simply not a problem with millions of people wanting to see a great adventure.
We don't care about somewhat-hammy dialogue.
We don't care if the actors "over-act."
We don't care if there are tons of effects that "you know aren't real."
We don't care if there not a huge character-driven story-arc, with lots of double-meanings and complexity.
We want a movie that's full of action and adventure, and monsters, and gorgeous people doing things you can't do in real life.
Van Helsing delivers those goods more than any moive in recent memory. It is really the pinnacle of popcorn monster movies to date, IMO.
If you at all liked The Mummy, or Tomb Raider, or Underworld, or LXG, do yourself a favor and see Van Helsing right away - it is EXACTLY what you'll enjoy seeing.
And Djeta - wait until you see the party scene (that Hypersmurf spoiler'ed).
My wife was going ape-




. Truly the highlight of the movie for her.