D&D 5E Vicious Mockery: the Mockings

[Aimian_Silverflash]

Some of the bard's insults going through Horde of the Dragon Queen:

(to a group of kobolds): "Hey, look guys! Dragon poop!"

(to Cyanwrath, the half-dragon): "How's it feel to be a wanna-be dragon??"

In fact from then on, Cyanwrath was dubbed "Wanna-be" haha

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Ya magic-user got a glass eye with a fish in it."

"Ya magic-user so fat, he jumped in the air and failed to get stuck...completely overwhelmed his levitate spell."

"Ya magic-user's glasses are so thick she look into a map and see people wavin' at her."

"I saw ya Bard on a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an underdark bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya Bard got a peg leg with a kickstand."

 

[TarionzCousin]

My warlock got to cast Vicious Mockery for the first time last Saturday.

It was a very intense situation, the culmination of the entire game so far--the lieutenant villain was about to stab our mentor's ward/god-daughter to complete an evil ritual. I cast the spell to make him less likely to hit her and defeat our purpose.

I got so excited I forgot to actually insult him.