MAGIC MUSHROOMS OF SUPER POWER:
Eating one of these items is the most common way for a soldier of the mushroom kingdom to actually put up a resistance to the Koopa empire. Eating it increases you two size categories (so that a Medium-size person would become a Huge person). The old attack and AC modifiers for size are replaced with the modifiers for the new size. In addition, the creature gains +4 Strength and Con.
This item also temporarily doubles the creature's hit points.
The effects of this item are lost if the creature ever returns to the hit points it was at before consuming the mushroom.
The mushrooms are mobile, sliding accross the ground in quite an uncanny fashion, often trying to evade those who would prey upon them. They were once common in the wild, but they have been relegated to the farms of the Mushroom Kingdom for some time now, due to the danger of the Koopa Troopa getting their hands on an item this potent.
FIRE FLOWER:
Another item used extensively by the mushroom kingdom, this looks like a gigantic sunflower, though it is actually a fungoid item. Though it normally has little more effect on a person other than leaving a bad taste in their mouth, when used on a character under the influence of a Magic Mushroom, it grants the user the capability to fire minor balls of fire as if they were operating under a continual
Produce Flame effect.
Ba-bomb is, indeed, a construct.
DK is a Dire Ape. Diddy is a Dire Monkey (dont' ask.

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And me? I'm a psychopath, aparently, for thinking this out.
