Viking curses!

tarchon said:
Egil Skallagrimson (son of Skull-Grim), by the way, is one of those often alleged to be non-existant examples of the bard character in legend. Poet, warrior, sorcerer...

The volume I have says 'son of Bald-Grim', but yes. That said, it's interesting that there are two historical tie-ins with Egil's Saga - he was said to have commanded a fair number of King Athelstan's troops when Olaf, King of Scots came down to do some kinda bad stuff. And the saga ends with a priest (by the name of Skapti Thorarinsson) examining some bones that came to light when a church was demolished, which he concluded from the size were those of Egil. From the description given (and the saga's portrayal of Egil's later years of poor health), some conclude that Egil was suffering from Paget's disease (osteitis deformans). A very good description is given, in fact - Egil might well have been real, as this diagnosis was made in 1996. Then again, that doesn't prove anything about Egil's actual deeds; the saga writer might have made up all that stuff about verse. Who knows? All that seems likely is that there was a huge guy with very solid bones (this priest hit the skull with the hammer of 'a good-sized hand axe', and left a little white dent).

(Sadly, Egil's is the only full-length saga I've had the time to read, but it's very rich for material.)

Anyway, more curses. Guardian spirits are probably a good place to start if you're cursing a whole people or institute. Wishing that someone might never find their way home is another one that would appeal to a people whose lives revolved around going to distant places, pillaging stuff, and coming back. Then there are violent acts - Vikings were very fond of these - like "May your head be split asunder by a sea-farer's bearded axe" or "May your ribs be crushed by oxen, leaving you sputtering blood past ragged lips" or "May your tendons be plucked from your limbs and your hair become attractive to otherwise slow-moving rodents".

"By the Baldur's Beauticious Bossom!"

Wasn't Balder a guy?

Horrible curse, then.
 

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Source for good stuff

Try to get hold of The Long Ships : A Saga of the Viking Age by Frans G. Bengtsson.

Wonderful book, filled with colourful viking expressions. Should help a lot, and ought to be required reading for all roleplayers who go for the viking style.

Cheers

Maggan
 

Tallarn said:
"As the hammer of Thor is unliftable, so shall I be unmovable in your defense!"

"Såsom Tors hammare icko äro möjlig att lyfta, skola jag bli omöjlig att flyttas i försvaret av dig!" (this actually means "In such as the hammer of Thor is unliftable, so shalst I be impossible to move in the defense of you")

Tallarn said:
""By Odin's missing eye!"

"Vid Odens förlorade öga." (can also mean "By Odin's lost eye")

Tallarn said:
""By the severed hand of Tyr!"

"Vid Tyrs avslitna hand" (this actually means: "By the ripped off hand of Tyr" but I couldn't find a got translation for severed at the moment)

I'll keep 'em coming if you like it :D
 

Well, the vikings certainly loved wittiness...

I vaguely recall to have read that in a great sea battle the king of Norway, Olav, set his eyes upon the enemies. From one side came the swedes and their ships. He shrugged them off as weaklings and then looked at the danes. Well, to him they were the same bunch of no-good men. Then came the ships of enemy norwegians, and said something like "looks like its going to be a fight"

If you read the icelandic sagas, what's cool is the utter and complete contempt of death the heroes had. A guy walks into the woods, gets struck by a spear and walks back to the camp. When they ask him what's happened he says "It's rather unpleasant to walk through the woods" and dies. :)
 

I had forgotten about the curse poles!

Two games ago I actually did something like that. The guy who betrayed me left two werewolves behind to cover his escape. After we killed them I cut off their heads, cast magic mouth on both of them and put them on a pole. I then cast protection from arrows upon myself and flew invisibly at night to the manor house of the noble family he worked for. I set the pole in the ground in their courtyard, I then used knock on a window in their guardhouse, threw in a web, and then lightningbolted the web and wooden bulding catching it on fire, I then went invisible again and flew away. Their were a bunch of arrow shots but nothing got through the protection.

When the guards came pouring out of the burning house there were two severed heads of their werewolf companions hanging from a pole, when one of them was touched, it spoke to them warning that any who served this noble house would end as they did, abandoned, forsaken and cut down.
 

Liquide said:


"Såsom Tors hammare icko äro möjlig att lyfta, skola jag bli omöjlig att flyttas i försvaret av dig!" (this actually means "In such as the hammer of Thor is unliftable, so shalst I be impossible to move in the defense of you")



"Vid Odens förlorade öga." (can also mean "By Odin's lost eye")



"Vid Tyrs avslitna hand" (this actually means: "By the ripped off hand of Tyr" but I couldn't find a got translation for severed at the moment)

I'll keep 'em coming if you like it :D

These are great liquide!

I've got a Swedish English travel guide I that I want to use for naming his magic sword, but it is very limited.

Avslitna has a great ring to it!
 

Voadam said:


These are great liquide!

I've got a Swedish English travel guide I that I want to use for naming his magic sword, but it is very limited.

Avslitna has a great ring to it!

Thanks if you have anything else you need translated just give me a notice :)
 

Liquide

Any suggestions for a good bastard sword name?

It only has plusses and sheds light, but I am a good hero.

What would shadow/darkness cutter/slicer be?
 
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Voadam said:
Liquide

Any suggestions for a good bastard sword name?

It only has plusses and sheds light, but I am a good hero.

What would shadow/darkness cutter/slicer be?

For the sword I have no i[ d ]ea since I have just gotten up from bed and I'm NOT so creat[ ive ] before coffee :)

shadow: skugga
darkness: mörker
cutter/slicer: skära (if it is an object), skärare (if it is something [ or someone ] that cuts/slices)
 
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Voadam said:
Liquide

Any suggestions for a good bastard sword name?

It only has plusses and sheds light, but I am a good hero.

Well thought of:

Min Följeslagare.

This means "My Follower" but refers to the sword as a person instead of an object.
 

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