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<blockquote data-quote="Telsar" data-source="post: 1701983" data-attributes="member: 18837"><p>At Brie’s, the goblin’s face turns hard and cold. “You stupid, arrogant human. You want a few weeks free with my girls for putting out the fire, I could go for that. But if you think I’m going to put up with you telling me what I can do to my own bitches, than you’re even dumber than Hectaras. I’ll beat Jovana for not telling me, then I’ll beat Loni for wrapping someone as arrogant as you around her finger, and all the while, you’ll be thanking me!”</p><p></p><p>Brie reaches into her robe, probably to pull out her wand, but Accalon leaps from the tub, attempting to grapple her. The floor is a bit slick for someone with wet feet, however, and Accalon can’t quite reach her before she pulls out the wand, pointing it at the warrior. However, either it doesn’t activate, or she decides to just threaten him. She says “Don’t make me use this. Do you really want to walk around in a perpetual giddy daze like that elf does? Do you want Loni to see you like that?” She smiles a wicked, evil smile.</p><p></p><p>[To move quickly towards Brie required a Balance check. Rolled 8+1=9, failed, but not enough to fall, just couldn’t make any progress.</p><p></p><p>Characters by initiative:</p><p>Accalon, HPs: 26/32</p><p>Brie, unhurt</p><p></p><p>As for breaking her neck, doing enough continuous grapple damage would be the same thing, but if she’s not a first level low-HP class, it will take awhile that way. ]</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Outside Boone’s shop, through the closed door, Lydia hears the dog quit barking and then the dwarf’s gruff questions. Sunedilar hangs back down the street aways, assessing the situation. The robed man across the street takes a few steps towards Lydia, into the street. He pulls back his hood, revealing a young blond man with a scar across one cheek. He calls out to Lydia and says “Excuse me, fair lady. I don’t believe Boone’s is open, and probably won’t be. It’s my understanding a good friend of the proprietor died yesterday. That friend was a dwarf, a victim of a terrible beast. Did you know the victim?” Due to the distance and the door, Aligor can’t tell that the man even spoke (or that he is even there).</p><p></p><p>[Aligor rolled Handle Animal 18+2=20 to shut up Bane. I went ahead and assumed Sunedilar stayed back a bit, but he's in sight of all this and recognizes the blond guy as Hex. Aligor failed a listen check.]</p><p></p><p></p><p>Meanwhile in the forest, Gwyn feels even better. The dwarf watches him, and says “Sharp looking claws. Must make things difficult when you decide to pleasure yourself. As for what you fought, if you truly took down a celestial, then I’m impressed. But if you don’t want my excellent company,” she rises, her long dirty matted hair sticking to the ground until she pulls it free, the stench rising with her movements, “that’s fine. I can always just follow your group at a distance. And keep all my tasty healing fruit for myself.”</p><p></p><p>[Gwyn was at 8/18 HPs, after the pear, he’s at 16/18]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Telsar, post: 1701983, member: 18837"] At Brie’s, the goblin’s face turns hard and cold. “You stupid, arrogant human. You want a few weeks free with my girls for putting out the fire, I could go for that. But if you think I’m going to put up with you telling me what I can do to my own bitches, than you’re even dumber than Hectaras. I’ll beat Jovana for not telling me, then I’ll beat Loni for wrapping someone as arrogant as you around her finger, and all the while, you’ll be thanking me!” Brie reaches into her robe, probably to pull out her wand, but Accalon leaps from the tub, attempting to grapple her. The floor is a bit slick for someone with wet feet, however, and Accalon can’t quite reach her before she pulls out the wand, pointing it at the warrior. However, either it doesn’t activate, or she decides to just threaten him. She says “Don’t make me use this. Do you really want to walk around in a perpetual giddy daze like that elf does? Do you want Loni to see you like that?” She smiles a wicked, evil smile. [To move quickly towards Brie required a Balance check. Rolled 8+1=9, failed, but not enough to fall, just couldn’t make any progress. Characters by initiative: Accalon, HPs: 26/32 Brie, unhurt As for breaking her neck, doing enough continuous grapple damage would be the same thing, but if she’s not a first level low-HP class, it will take awhile that way. ] Outside Boone’s shop, through the closed door, Lydia hears the dog quit barking and then the dwarf’s gruff questions. Sunedilar hangs back down the street aways, assessing the situation. The robed man across the street takes a few steps towards Lydia, into the street. He pulls back his hood, revealing a young blond man with a scar across one cheek. He calls out to Lydia and says “Excuse me, fair lady. I don’t believe Boone’s is open, and probably won’t be. It’s my understanding a good friend of the proprietor died yesterday. That friend was a dwarf, a victim of a terrible beast. Did you know the victim?” Due to the distance and the door, Aligor can’t tell that the man even spoke (or that he is even there). [Aligor rolled Handle Animal 18+2=20 to shut up Bane. I went ahead and assumed Sunedilar stayed back a bit, but he's in sight of all this and recognizes the blond guy as Hex. Aligor failed a listen check.] Meanwhile in the forest, Gwyn feels even better. The dwarf watches him, and says “Sharp looking claws. Must make things difficult when you decide to pleasure yourself. As for what you fought, if you truly took down a celestial, then I’m impressed. But if you don’t want my excellent company,” she rises, her long dirty matted hair sticking to the ground until she pulls it free, the stench rising with her movements, “that’s fine. I can always just follow your group at a distance. And keep all my tasty healing fruit for myself.” [Gwyn was at 8/18 HPs, after the pear, he’s at 16/18] [/QUOTE]
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