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<blockquote data-quote="Telsar" data-source="post: 1729940" data-attributes="member: 18837"><p><strong>Flashback, Elixanders’ Elixirs</strong></p><p></p><p>Looking around the shop, she sees potions for most conceivable applications [anything from the DMG is here], as well as spell components and even a section with exotic spices and other ingredients to add to food. There’s so many different vials, flasks, and other containers, it could take her a week to see everything, but her eyes do catch something called an “Elixir of Fiend Enhancement”. In one corner of the shop, she spots something that could be trouble were she to try to rob the place: a 7-foot tall crystal statue, unmoving, but conceivably a golem of some kind. Different parts of the statue are different colors, and T’aria realizes each “body part” is crystal containing a different colored liquid.</p><p></p><p>Elixander says “My prices are high because I guarantee quality, madame. And because I only use the finest chemical compounds and creature extracts in my potions. I give regular customers a small discount,” still giving her that disingenuous smile, “but I do not know you. I do not know the strength of your character, or the honor of your soul.” T’aria wonders why a shop owner would need to know such things, but he adds “And I do give discounts on large purchases. If you’re ready to buy, let me get my book.” He returns to his counter and grabs a huge book, at least 2 feet by 3 feet, brings it to a table near T’aria and opens it. Looking within, T’aria sees he keeps meticulous records of who has purchased what, and when, and for how much. He even has notes on what purchased potions are intended to be used for.</p><p></p><p>[T’aria rolled Diplomacy to haggle down the price, rolled a 5+3=8.]</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Flashback, Neevis Loquiter – Pest Extermination</strong></p><p></p><p>Neevis says “Ah, I see. I thought with you wanting your subject to survive, that he or she knew of it. Yes, Asteral’s Doom should spread well here with it’s long incubation… just such a shame it causes no sensation for so long. And a boarding house? I’m not familiar with it. Oh, given your favorite disease, I can imagine what sort of house it really is… but I’m afraid I don’t frequent such places. I’m pretty sure that none of us would check the place for disease… I have to assume if that’s happening, it’s so the lovely diseases can be,” he shudders, “eradicated. We give quite a lot to some of the local churches to ensure that they don’t call upon their lesser gods to remove any diseases. If not for that, I might think your whorehouse is using one of them. As it stands, I have no idea who would be doing the checking.”</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Current (later than the Boone fight), near Max’s Martial Training School</strong></p><p></p><p>[OOC, Serpenteye, yes did PA and RA. With neither, you’re at +8 to hit, +9 damage, 19 AC; with RA, +10 to hit,17 AC; with PA, +6 to hit, +13 damage; with both +8 to hit, +13 damage, 17 AC. If my math is faulty, let me know <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> ]</p><p></p><p>Alicia takes a step, where she can threaten both robed men, and swings her sword at the man on the cart, who has yet to react to her sudden attack, her sword cutting deep into him. As the man tries to scramble off the cart to attack her, she swings again, this time cutting so deep into his thigh that he just collapses on the ground, blood pooling underneath him. Her sword continues to swing around, but travels far over the head of the other robed man, who rushes her, trying to knock the sword from her hand. Somehow his bare hand strikes hers with such force that she is forced to drop the weapon.</p><p></p><p>[Alicia rolls attack roll 16+10+2=AC 28, hit. Damage rolled 8+9+3=20 damage. Got an AOO as the one approached, rolled 9+10+2=AC 21, hit. Rolled 13+9+3=25 damage. Geez. The man fails a fortitude check and is dying. Got a cleave against the other robed man, rolled 2+10+2=AC 14, missed. Alicia rolled 9+10+2=21 on her attempt to resist the disarm, but the man rolled 25]</p><p></p><p>The door to the training school opens, and a lightly armored, and somewhat handsome man is standing there, gleaming long sword in hand, with Girdra standing behind him. The man yells “Stop, creature! Harm another person and I will take your head!”, and Girdra says to him “I shouldn’t even care, but you’ll get my help just the same.” She begins incanting and waving her arms around, looking quite insane, but then magical energy begins forming in her hands. The first man she hurt, the one with the sheathed weapon, continues to stumble down the street.</p><p></p><p>[Characters by initiative, damage:</p><p>Alicia, unhurt</p><p>One robed man, dying</p><p>Other robed man, unhurt</p><p>Man with gleaming longsword, unhurt</p><p>Girdra, unhurt</p><p>Armed man, disabled]</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Current, Outside Boone’s Antiques</strong></p><p></p><p>Accalon slices at Azallin with his weapon, cutting a vital artery. Azallin looks shocked at the pain and grabs at his neck, keeping the blood from gushing out.</p><p></p><p>[Accalons attack rolled 20. Crit confirmation rolled 8+6=AC 14, not a crit. Rolled 3+2=5 damage. Azalin makes a Fortitude check and is disabled.]</p><p></p><p>T’aria moves up on the man so willing to kill her just seconds ago [T1, BTW], and stabs him deep in the back with her rapier, through his heart, killing him instantly.</p><p></p><p>[T’aria rolled 11+6+2(flank)=AC 19, hit. Rolled 6+5=11 points of damage. He rolls 1 on a Fortitude check, dies.]</p><p></p><p>The man who had refused to attack her has no trouble hitting Sunedilar, cutting a nice slash across his chest. Even further enraged by this, the warrior slashes his chain across the young man’s face and the man collapses, blood pouring out on to the soft ground.</p><p></p><p>[Sunedilar took 3 points of damage. He attacks rolling 16+8=AC 24, hit, doing 6+3=9 points of damage. Man is now dying.]</p><p></p><p></p><p>Next to Boone’s, Aligor tries to retreat, but avoiding Hectaras puts him a bit too close to leather-armored man who left Bane dying, but that man’s sword bounces off the dwarf’s armor. Aligor rushes into Boone’s, to his box of potions. But Leeza and Hectaras gives chase while the remaining man stabs his sword through Bane’s head, killing Aligor’s poor occasionally-loyal dog. Inside the shop, Hex gives Aligor an evil smile. “Not even going to beg? They always try to fight, then run, and when that doesn’t save them, then starts the begging. C’mon dwarf, surely you have some friends who’d like to see you come home alive. They’d want you to beg. Do it for them.”</p><p></p><p>[Note: On withdraw, only the square you start in is safe from AOO. There was no way to withdraw without either Hex or the man (S1 on map) or Leeza getting an AOO. But luckily the man missed anyway. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> ]</p><p></p><p>The bat, apparently not fond of being ignored, tries once again to bite Accalon, but this time misses. Azallin looks frantic, wanting to do something to save himself, but unable to take his hand away from the wound in his neck. He stumbles backward, trying to get away, but Lydia follows, avoiding the bat’s bite, and with an evil snarl, she strikes the wizard in the face hard with her mace. The man collapses, and as blood flows out, he dies in seconds. With a fiendish screeching, the large bat disappears.</p><p></p><p>[Lydia is missed by an AOO from the bat. Her attack rolled 16+3=AC 19, hit. Damage rolled 6. He fails a fortitude check, and is dead.]</p><p></p><p>[OOC Now the question, and keep it in character as much as possible… but with the fight appearing to be over, would anyone remember about poor threatened Aligor?]</p><p></p><p></p><p>[Characters by initiative, damage:</p><p>Accalon, HPs:22/32</p><p>T’aria, unhurt (probably; she’s at HPs: 5/13 with no healing)</p><p>Aligor, HPs:11/37</p><p>Bane, dead</p><p>Unchivalrous Man with short sword, dead</p><p>Chivalrous man with short sword, dying</p><p>Man on Aligor, very hurt</p><p>Leeza, unhurt</p><p>Sundilar, HPs: 26/29</p><p>Hectaras, unhurt</p><p>Azallin, dead</p><p>Lydia, HPs:10/20]</p><p></p><p>[Not going to bother updating the map. Aligor is at P18, Hex and Leeza are inside, but by the door (M15 and M16)]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Telsar, post: 1729940, member: 18837"] [B]Flashback, Elixanders’ Elixirs[/B] Looking around the shop, she sees potions for most conceivable applications [anything from the DMG is here], as well as spell components and even a section with exotic spices and other ingredients to add to food. There’s so many different vials, flasks, and other containers, it could take her a week to see everything, but her eyes do catch something called an “Elixir of Fiend Enhancement”. In one corner of the shop, she spots something that could be trouble were she to try to rob the place: a 7-foot tall crystal statue, unmoving, but conceivably a golem of some kind. Different parts of the statue are different colors, and T’aria realizes each “body part” is crystal containing a different colored liquid. Elixander says “My prices are high because I guarantee quality, madame. And because I only use the finest chemical compounds and creature extracts in my potions. I give regular customers a small discount,” still giving her that disingenuous smile, “but I do not know you. I do not know the strength of your character, or the honor of your soul.” T’aria wonders why a shop owner would need to know such things, but he adds “And I do give discounts on large purchases. If you’re ready to buy, let me get my book.” He returns to his counter and grabs a huge book, at least 2 feet by 3 feet, brings it to a table near T’aria and opens it. Looking within, T’aria sees he keeps meticulous records of who has purchased what, and when, and for how much. He even has notes on what purchased potions are intended to be used for. [T’aria rolled Diplomacy to haggle down the price, rolled a 5+3=8.] [B]Flashback, Neevis Loquiter – Pest Extermination[/B] Neevis says “Ah, I see. I thought with you wanting your subject to survive, that he or she knew of it. Yes, Asteral’s Doom should spread well here with it’s long incubation… just such a shame it causes no sensation for so long. And a boarding house? I’m not familiar with it. Oh, given your favorite disease, I can imagine what sort of house it really is… but I’m afraid I don’t frequent such places. I’m pretty sure that none of us would check the place for disease… I have to assume if that’s happening, it’s so the lovely diseases can be,” he shudders, “eradicated. We give quite a lot to some of the local churches to ensure that they don’t call upon their lesser gods to remove any diseases. If not for that, I might think your whorehouse is using one of them. As it stands, I have no idea who would be doing the checking.” [B]Current (later than the Boone fight), near Max’s Martial Training School[/B] [OOC, Serpenteye, yes did PA and RA. With neither, you’re at +8 to hit, +9 damage, 19 AC; with RA, +10 to hit,17 AC; with PA, +6 to hit, +13 damage; with both +8 to hit, +13 damage, 17 AC. If my math is faulty, let me know :) ] Alicia takes a step, where she can threaten both robed men, and swings her sword at the man on the cart, who has yet to react to her sudden attack, her sword cutting deep into him. As the man tries to scramble off the cart to attack her, she swings again, this time cutting so deep into his thigh that he just collapses on the ground, blood pooling underneath him. Her sword continues to swing around, but travels far over the head of the other robed man, who rushes her, trying to knock the sword from her hand. Somehow his bare hand strikes hers with such force that she is forced to drop the weapon. [Alicia rolls attack roll 16+10+2=AC 28, hit. Damage rolled 8+9+3=20 damage. Got an AOO as the one approached, rolled 9+10+2=AC 21, hit. Rolled 13+9+3=25 damage. Geez. The man fails a fortitude check and is dying. Got a cleave against the other robed man, rolled 2+10+2=AC 14, missed. Alicia rolled 9+10+2=21 on her attempt to resist the disarm, but the man rolled 25] The door to the training school opens, and a lightly armored, and somewhat handsome man is standing there, gleaming long sword in hand, with Girdra standing behind him. The man yells “Stop, creature! Harm another person and I will take your head!”, and Girdra says to him “I shouldn’t even care, but you’ll get my help just the same.” She begins incanting and waving her arms around, looking quite insane, but then magical energy begins forming in her hands. The first man she hurt, the one with the sheathed weapon, continues to stumble down the street. [Characters by initiative, damage: Alicia, unhurt One robed man, dying Other robed man, unhurt Man with gleaming longsword, unhurt Girdra, unhurt Armed man, disabled] [B]Current, Outside Boone’s Antiques[/B] Accalon slices at Azallin with his weapon, cutting a vital artery. Azallin looks shocked at the pain and grabs at his neck, keeping the blood from gushing out. [Accalons attack rolled 20. Crit confirmation rolled 8+6=AC 14, not a crit. Rolled 3+2=5 damage. Azalin makes a Fortitude check and is disabled.] T’aria moves up on the man so willing to kill her just seconds ago [T1, BTW], and stabs him deep in the back with her rapier, through his heart, killing him instantly. [T’aria rolled 11+6+2(flank)=AC 19, hit. Rolled 6+5=11 points of damage. He rolls 1 on a Fortitude check, dies.] The man who had refused to attack her has no trouble hitting Sunedilar, cutting a nice slash across his chest. Even further enraged by this, the warrior slashes his chain across the young man’s face and the man collapses, blood pouring out on to the soft ground. [Sunedilar took 3 points of damage. He attacks rolling 16+8=AC 24, hit, doing 6+3=9 points of damage. Man is now dying.] Next to Boone’s, Aligor tries to retreat, but avoiding Hectaras puts him a bit too close to leather-armored man who left Bane dying, but that man’s sword bounces off the dwarf’s armor. Aligor rushes into Boone’s, to his box of potions. But Leeza and Hectaras gives chase while the remaining man stabs his sword through Bane’s head, killing Aligor’s poor occasionally-loyal dog. Inside the shop, Hex gives Aligor an evil smile. “Not even going to beg? They always try to fight, then run, and when that doesn’t save them, then starts the begging. C’mon dwarf, surely you have some friends who’d like to see you come home alive. They’d want you to beg. Do it for them.” [Note: On withdraw, only the square you start in is safe from AOO. There was no way to withdraw without either Hex or the man (S1 on map) or Leeza getting an AOO. But luckily the man missed anyway. :) ] The bat, apparently not fond of being ignored, tries once again to bite Accalon, but this time misses. Azallin looks frantic, wanting to do something to save himself, but unable to take his hand away from the wound in his neck. He stumbles backward, trying to get away, but Lydia follows, avoiding the bat’s bite, and with an evil snarl, she strikes the wizard in the face hard with her mace. The man collapses, and as blood flows out, he dies in seconds. With a fiendish screeching, the large bat disappears. [Lydia is missed by an AOO from the bat. Her attack rolled 16+3=AC 19, hit. Damage rolled 6. He fails a fortitude check, and is dead.] [OOC Now the question, and keep it in character as much as possible… but with the fight appearing to be over, would anyone remember about poor threatened Aligor?] [Characters by initiative, damage: Accalon, HPs:22/32 T’aria, unhurt (probably; she’s at HPs: 5/13 with no healing) Aligor, HPs:11/37 Bane, dead Unchivalrous Man with short sword, dead Chivalrous man with short sword, dying Man on Aligor, very hurt Leeza, unhurt Sundilar, HPs: 26/29 Hectaras, unhurt Azallin, dead Lydia, HPs:10/20] [Not going to bother updating the map. Aligor is at P18, Hex and Leeza are inside, but by the door (M15 and M16)] [/QUOTE]
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