[Vile] (Sanity loss warning) LOTR: TRotK: Very Bad News

[Azure Trance]

GAH! IT HURTS US!! IT HURTS US!!!

lol.

 

[The Sigil]

GAH! IT HURTS US!! IT HURTS US!!!

It burns! It bites! It FREEEEZES! Take it off us! Take it off us!

Nice Master Morrus takes care of us. Keeps nasty pictures of the Gungans off the server, he does. *Gollum!*

I told you he was tricksy! I told you he was false! Putting a picture of the Gungans on the server he did! False! False!

Maybe... we takes Morrus to the Summoner Assassins thread. She could do it, precious... yes... she could do it...

--The Sigil

 

[KnowTheToe]

It burns! It bites! It FREEEEZES! Take it off us! Take it off us!

Nice Master Morrus takes care of us. Keeps nasty pictures of the Gungans off the server, he does. *Gollum!*

I told you he was tricksy! I told you he was false! Putting a picture of the Gungans on the server he did! False! False!

Maybe... we takes Morrus to the Summoner Assassins thread. She could do it, precious... yes... she could do it...

--The Sigil

OH MY GOD LOL

 

[Xarlen]

One thing's for certian: There should have been a [Vile] header on this one.

 

[Alaric_Prympax]

Here's the 'Scroll' for RotK

A long time ago in Middle Earth far far away...




Episode III

The Return of the King

It is a time of great conflict in Middle Earth, the Dark Lord Sauron is sending his forces to destroy Gondor, the Last Free Kingdom of Men. Though he is missing his greatest weapon, his Ring, he is still confident he will conquer all.

Aragorn the Ranger, the Heir of Isildur rallies forces to oppose the Dark Lord. He travels with Legolas and Gimli his elf and dwarf friends through perilous journeys to the city of Minas Tirith, the capital of Gondor.

But unknown to the Dark Lord who does not hear the little patter of small feet; there is a little Hobbit, Frodo Baggins who carries the Ring. He is walking into Mordor, where the Shadows lie. He walks to the very heart of the Dark Land, to Mt. Doom where he will try to to give freedom to all of the peoples of Middle Earth...





I apologize to anyone who is now permenately hurt by the above 'Scroll'.

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Re: Here's the 'Scroll' for RotK

A long time ago in Middle Earth far far away...

LOL! Good stuff!

"Unbeknownst to Sauron, but knownst to us..."

 

[Ranger REG]

The King Has Left ... The White Tower.

So what, no Elvis? Awww!

 

[KB9JMQ]

One thing's for certian: There should have been a [Vile] header on this one.

Absolutely.
My eyes were not ready for that MUCH vileness.
How long do I have to scrub my retinas to get that off anyway

Darrin

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

You can go here and see where it came from.

I especially like the following bit:

A less pure, calmer fan who was able to form words said....

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Re: Here's the 'Scroll' for RotK

A long time ago in Middle Earth far far away...

OMG ... ROFLMAO.

I'd say more, but the tears are getting in the way ...