Weird Questions about Stone to Flesh

[Rel]

It tastes better if you get the Druid to Stone Shape it into a cow first.

-Hyp.

Stone Shape is overkill, Hyp. That's what Prestidigitation is for.

If you're going to bother with Stone Shape, you use it to shape the stone into nice, stackable cubes for easier transport by wagon. Or you make it into a long, six inch diameter "meat noodle" so you can fit it through the opening on your Handy Haversack. Or, if you think you'll need a quick snack later, you shape it into a slab that will only weight 20 lbs. in "meat form":

Player - "As a free action, I whip my meat slab out of my Glove of Storing and let the Succubus take a bite!"




Did I just violate the Grandmother Rule?

 

[Hypersmurf]

Stone Shape is overkill, Hyp. That's what Prestidigitation is for.

Uh-huh.

Let's take a sizzling T-bone, or a rare eye-fillet...

... and then compare it to a ten foot lump of spam with some beef stock sprinkled on it for flavour.

Prestidigitation has its limits, and spam is way beyond them

-Hyp.

 

[Rel]

Prestidigitation has its limits, and spam is way beyond them

-Hyp.

I've been on lengthy hikes before and eaten what was essentially hard tack and pemmican, not so different from "trail rations" of the D&D world. Trust me when I say that I dreamt of spam that night.

Yes, I'm aware that it would have been just as easy to dream of filet mignon and lobster tails. Tell that to my subconscious.

 

[Hypersmurf]

Trust me when I say that I dreamt of spam that night.

Weirdo

I've got a Hawaiian friend who's fond of homemade spam sushi.

Yikes.

-Hyp.

 

[maddman75]

To enjoy spam

- slice and grill on stove
- put on bread
- add slice of velveeta cheese
- die of a heart attack, but with a smile of culinary bliss on your face

 

[Hypersmurf]

To enjoy spam

To enjoy spam...

-Hyp.

 

[Rel]

To enjoy spam...

-Hyp.

Hyp, you magnificent bastard, you bring a smile to a weary man this late night!

 

[Hypersmurf]

Hyp, you magnificent bastard, you bring a smile to a weary man this late night!

Well, I can't really take credit for that thread.

It was some "Rel" guy who started it.

-Hyp.

 

[sdt]

To enjoy spam

- slice and grill on stove
- put on bread
- add slice of velveeta cheese
- die of a heart attack, but with a smile of culinary bliss on your face

Spam, spam, spam, spam; spam, spam, spam, spam. Spam, wonderful spam.

 

[Delemental]

In the spirit of "gross tricks with Stone to Flesh":

Sieging a castle? Load boulder in catapult, cast StF, launch over the wall. No damage to the castle, but... eww.

Being ambushed by archers on a balcony overhead? StF the balcony. I doubt a lump of flesh can support weight the way stone can.

BBEG about to use the Ruby of Eternal Power to destroy you? A gem is a type of stone, you know. (This also makes a fun Contingency in case you get your bag of gems stolen).