Whacko Jacko

Whacko Jacko

Type: Medium Aberration

Hit Dice: 2d8+4 (12)
Initiative: +2
Speed: 30 ft.
AC: 14 (+3 dex, +1 plastic)
BAB/Grapple: +1/+3
Attack: blanket +3 melee (1d1+2)
Full attack: blanket +3 melee(1d1+2)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Confused Speech, Fan Worship, Fascinate, Gaze Weapon
Special Qualities: Child-like innocence
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +3, Will -1
Abilities: Str 14, Dex 16, Con 14, Int 12, Wis 2, Cha 1
Skills: Balance +10, Handle Children +5, Perform (dance) +22, Perform (sing) +19, Tumble +12
Feats: Skill Focus (perform: dance)
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Environment: Any concert
Organization: Solitary
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Treasure: Octupal standard coins and goods
Advancement: -

This is a vaguely man-shaped creature with horrifying, stiff, stark white features and long straight black hair. Its eyes are deep-set and black and never quite seem to focus on anything.

Combat:
Whacko Jacko never fights, using fame and fortune to escape all hostility.


Child-like Innocence (Ex):

Michael Jackson gains a +20 bonus to bluff check when attempting to feign innocence.

Confusion (Ex):
The combination of this creature's look and speech cause those who listen for more than 4 rounds to become Confused, until he stops.

Fascinate (Ex):

Each human to be fascinated must be within 90 feet, able to see and hear Michael Jack, and able to pay attention to him.

To use the ability, Michael Jackson makes a Perform check. His check result is the DC for each affected human's Will save against the effect. If a affected human's saving throw succeeds, Michael Jackson cannot attempt to fascinate that creature again until his next concert. If its saving throw fails, the creature screams and jumps about, taking no other actions, for as long as Michael Jackson continues to play and concentrate. While fascinated, a target takes a -20 penalty on sense motive checks. Those affected contract Fan Worship.

Fan Worship (Ex):
This affect does not enable Michael Jackson to control the fascinated person as if it were an automaton, but the victims perceives his words and actions in the most favorable way, even if it is a request for a sleep-over with the victim's child.

Gaze Weapon (Ex):
Those within 30 feet that look upon Michael Jackson's faces immediately become shaken unless they can make a DC 30 will save. Fan Worship negates this affect.

Skills:
Michael Jackson recieves a +20 bonus to disguise checks to hide his true heritage, and a +10 bonus to all balance, perform, and tumble checks.
 

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That was funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think his "Handle Children" ranks should be higher...... ;)

And add in the Slippery Con Man (Su): A character with this ability is able to con his way out of any problem situation involving local authorities" Prerequisites: Fame and at least $20 million in assets. (also could apply to OJ Simpson.... :p ) Must be achieved at higher levels of career, not to be allowed at 1st level. Min. career level: 12th.
 

heheheheh... my wife is affected by his Fan Worship power, so that makes this thread much funnier for me than for most people. ;)
 

Was told by someone that I need to give him a +10 fondle bonus to his grapple checks of opponents of Small size or smaller

*shivers*

However, I was trying to keep this thing at least semi-tame :uhoh:
 




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