Whamageddon (Last) Christmas

[Paul Farquhar]

I overheard a cover of someone singing something from Muppet Christmas Carol. Don't know who the band was, but I'm surprised there isn't more of this. I guess Disney ruthlessly hunts down licence violators?

Heard some choral renditions of traditional carols.

So far no Wham!

 

[Paul Farquhar]

There are a few Tom Jones songs I've had that with, because the mood of the song is really at odds with the lyrics. Delilah, It's Not Unusual, to name a couple.

I think Tom Jones deliberately leans into the predatory subtext, especially as he got older. It's satire, you are supposed to question it.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I think if you've ever worked in an environment where Christmas music plays on loop for your entire shift, every shift, every week for well over a month, you're allowed to not like Christmas music anymore. Spoken from experience

I was in Sam’s the other day and the young lady at our register was singing & dancing along with the Christmas tunes that were playing as she worked. I commented on how well she was doing with the lyrics; she responded that it was a repeated playlist. So I said she was surprisingly upbeat about the looped music.

“It’s only the first hour of my shift”, she replied.

No assaults have been reported at that Sam’s location. So far…

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Has anyone created an AI Christmas version of Kung Fu Fighting yet?
Oh. Oh. Oh. Ohhhhhh!

Oh-Ho-Ho-Hooooo
Oh-Ho-Ho-Hooooo
Oh-Ho-Ho-Hooooo
Oh-Ho-Ho-Hooooo

I was doing my Yule Tree lighting
My cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they climbed with expert timing.

There were shiny Christmas balls from funky Christmas Town
I was putting them up, they were knocking them down
It's an ancient kitty art, and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip while they’re flying from “The Nip”

I was doing my Yule Tree lighting (huh!)
My cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening (hey, yeah)
But they climbed with expert timing.

There was furry stripey Chin, and little Raspy Tongue
I said, "Y’all’ve got the zoomies, let's get it on"
I took a bow and made a stand, tossing tinsel with my hand
A sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand-new trip

I was doing my Yule Tree lighting (huh!)
My cats were fast as lightning (ha!)
In fact, it was a little bit frightening (huh!)
But they climbed with expert timing. (ha!)

Oh, yeah
(Oh-Ho-Ho-Hooooo) Ha!
(Oh-Ho-Ho-Hooooo) Ha!
(Oh-Ho-Ho-Hooooo) Ha!
(Oh-Ho-Ho-Hooooo) Ha!

Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on
Sure enough
I was doing my Yule Tree lighting (huh!)
My cats were fast as lightning (ha!)
In fact, it was a little bit frightening (huh!)
They sure had expert timing, oh (ha!)

Yule Tree lighting
(Oh-Ho-Ho-Hooooo)
Fangs and paws fast as lightning
(Oh-Ho-Ho-Hooooo) huh! Ha!
(Oh-Ho-Ho-Hooooo) huh! Ha!
(Oh-Ho-Ho-Hooooo) huh!

Keep on, keep on, keep on (ha!)
(Oh-Ho-Ho-Hooooo) huh!
Yeah, yeah (ha!)
(Oh-Ho-Ho-Hooooo)

I was doing my Yule Tree lighting
Fangs and paws fast as lightning

 

[trappedslider]

i kind of want to use one of those AI music things and see what that sounds like