What are the gamer stereotypes?

[Fishbone]

The gamer is always a white guy younger than 30.
Gamers are always fluent in Dungeons and Dragons geekinese.
Chicks don't game as well as guys and always play stereotypes or cute things. But I will say a Paladin choosing to ride a Unicorn in Dungeons and Dragons is book legal and mechanically sound and there is no shame to it.NO SHAME.
Gamers have no other interests besides gaming and geeky things.
Gamers don't have girlfriends, and if they do they are "doable-but-nothing special" fellow social pariahs.

 

[Al'Kelhar]

Whaddaya mean, we gotta talk to this lynx? The last monster we talked to ate half the party!

-Hyp.

Anyone else miss the classic 1e cartoons - in the core rulebooks? I love the one with the party wearing Mickey Mouse ears to infiltrate the wererat temple. Ah, the memories...