What do Centaurs eat?

[Lidgar]

Elves, especially those that have just feasted on giant haggis.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

If a centaur eats horse meat, is it considered cannibalism? What about if PCs kill and eat a centaur?

 

[Piratecat]

What about if PCs kill and eat a centaur?

PC1: "Yum! How's it going?"

PC2: "I'm having a ball!"

PC1: "Hey, eat slower!"

 

[Andor]

Was that strictly neccesary?

 

[Piratecat]

Yes. Yes, it was.

"Two cannibals were eating a centaur bard clown when one of them looked at the other. 'Hey,' he said, 'does this taste funny to you?'"

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

I wonder if their human teeth wear out faster, trying to satiate their horse-sized appetites.

I'd also think that their lungs and heart, at least, would have to be horse-sized in order to support a horse-sized metabolism. There are human beings who weigh as much as a centaur might, but I doubt that even in the morbidly obese there's much growth with respect to their internal organs.

But then they don't run 35 mph either.