Player 1: I need a healing potion.
Player 2: Here you go.
Player 1: Why is it green, healing potions are red?
Player 2: Oh, I put food dye in it to make it a more pleasing color.
Player 1: Does that effect its abilities?
Player 2: Nope, just makes it look better.
Player 1: Don't you think it will cause confusion with the potion of strenght?
Player 2: Nope, I used a red dye for that.
Player 1: What?
Player 2: Just drink it!
Player 1: Crap! That tasted like piss!
Player 2: Damn, That was the piss from the bladder of that Mindflayer we killed last week. Damn, I could have gotten 1000 gold for that. Damn, damn, damn!

Player 2: Here you go.
Player 1: Why is it green, healing potions are red?
Player 2: Oh, I put food dye in it to make it a more pleasing color.
Player 1: Does that effect its abilities?
Player 2: Nope, just makes it look better.
Player 1: Don't you think it will cause confusion with the potion of strenght?
Player 2: Nope, I used a red dye for that.
Player 1: What?
Player 2: Just drink it!
Player 1: Crap! That tasted like piss!
Player 2: Damn, That was the piss from the bladder of that Mindflayer we killed last week. Damn, I could have gotten 1000 gold for that. Damn, damn, damn!
