What does your campaign write-up offer, beyond the story?

[barsoomcore]

Cease with the puns immediately, or be prepared to feel my wraith!

Puns? Next you'll be accusing me of sending an undead wizard off to save the Nazgul before they're drowned in the river.

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A lich in time saves Nine!

 

[Richards]

I warned you! The next one to make an undead pun will have to come crawling before me to apologize! Crawling, I say!

Hah! Didn't think I'd invoke the "crawling clause," did you?

Johnathan

 

[Dr Midnight]

Would allip you just let it ghost already?

 

[Richards]

Okay, now zombie-dy's gonna get hurt!

Johnathan

 

[Dr Midnight]

Okay, now zombie-dy's gonna get hurt!

Oh yeah, pal? Well, I sha down't think it'll be me.

 

[Richards]

Oh yeah? Well, keep it up and tonight just might be your death knight!

Johnathan

 

[Incenjucar]

Hmmm.

I did >THIS< for a little section of an online RP area, a few years ago. Heh. I actually made it the focus of my high school exit paper... *grins*

 

[Dr Midnight]

Q: How much pain am I gonna drop on you?

A: s'kiloton

 

[Richards]

Listen, pal, you mess with me and you'll end up crawling back to mummy.

Johnathan

 

[barsoomcore]

You're not thinking about how to get more readers to your wight, I mean, site, now, are you, Doctor? Ah, the healing power of laughter...