What dragon would Santa ride?
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Of course Santa and Satan are one and the same. The name is just anagrammed. Just think about the nicknames ST Nick and Old Nick.
I don't think Santa needs dragons or reindeer. He is most likely an epic level sorcerer and uses phantom steeds.
although I do agree that he uses a variation of time stop.
I don't think Santa needs dragons or reindeer. He is most likely an epic level sorcerer and uses phantom steeds.
although I do agree that he uses a variation of time stop.
s/LaSH
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If there be a dragon associated with Christmas, it follows Saint Nick around and steals anything he hasn't nailed down, then lies on it all year thinking happy thoughts.
It would explain where all those wish-list ponies went.
Honestly, when the MM lists all dragons, metallic or chromatic, as having double standard treasure, I think that says something about the whole draconian avarice thing (oh, and the word 'covetous' has prominent position in the MM paragraph on metallics). Even if he were riding a silver, I'm certain that the silver would nip out just before dawn on Christmas Day, and take all the toys from the naughty kiddies and sit on them for the rest of the year going, "I'm a good dragon! Mweeheehee!"
As such, I imagine that a silver would be most suited to the Man In Red. Habitat matches, general alignment matches, and... hey... it says in the MM that silvers often take the form of 'kindly old men'. I'm not kidding, look it up.
Rides a silver? Maybe he doesn't have to...
It would explain where all those wish-list ponies went.
Honestly, when the MM lists all dragons, metallic or chromatic, as having double standard treasure, I think that says something about the whole draconian avarice thing (oh, and the word 'covetous' has prominent position in the MM paragraph on metallics). Even if he were riding a silver, I'm certain that the silver would nip out just before dawn on Christmas Day, and take all the toys from the naughty kiddies and sit on them for the rest of the year going, "I'm a good dragon! Mweeheehee!"
As such, I imagine that a silver would be most suited to the Man In Red. Habitat matches, general alignment matches, and... hey... it says in the MM that silvers often take the form of 'kindly old men'. I'm not kidding, look it up.
Rides a silver? Maybe he doesn't have to...
jdavis
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Why a Christmas Dragon of course. All covered in holly and mistletoe with a big christmas tree on his head like a hat and thousands of little christmas lights hanging off of him like icicles and stockings on his tail and he only eats milk and cookies (oh and the occasional virgin). He flies around the world with a jolly fat man on his back bringing peace and joy and presents.
Oh and his heart burns with rage and hate at having to wear a freaking christmas tree on his head, and he hates children, the little snots, and don't get him started on that fat ass slave driver on his back. He knew he should of joined the reindeer union, but reindeer are just good eating (living on a diet of milk and cookies will make for a powerful hunger)and he couldn't resist. He'll tell you one thing real quick, if Santa doesn't ground them silly Chrismas lights this year he's calling OSHA, they don't pay him enough to be electricuted every time it rains a little.
By the way reindeer really are good eating.
Oh and his heart burns with rage and hate at having to wear a freaking christmas tree on his head, and he hates children, the little snots, and don't get him started on that fat ass slave driver on his back. He knew he should of joined the reindeer union, but reindeer are just good eating (living on a diet of milk and cookies will make for a powerful hunger)and he couldn't resist. He'll tell you one thing real quick, if Santa doesn't ground them silly Chrismas lights this year he's calling OSHA, they don't pay him enough to be electricuted every time it rains a little.
By the way reindeer really are good eating.
