What happened to Devis?

[Tabarnak Smokeblower]

Tell us about your barnyard boot-knockin'!

Don't you mean hoove-knockin'? and eww?

TS

 

[Gellion]

"Darkness beyond blackest pitch, deeper than the deepest night! Lord of Darkness, shining like gold upon the Sea of Chaos, I call upon thee, swear myself to thee! Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess! GIGA SLAVE!!"

*Watches as the Internet is destroyed*

 

[Skullfyre]

I can just see it now..
The NEW Desperado movie...
Starring Devis and Gimble

They walk into a bar with two guitar cases......
Talk to the bartender and all heck breaks loose as crossbows are fired, reloaded and some serious music is playing...
*Hey look cheech marin is the bartender again. Must be a twin....*

 

[William Ronald]

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Alright Gimble, I'll give you points for the coat and the goat--they're both styling.

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I knew gnomes were good with animals, but I had no idea that Gimble had a sexy goat! I mean, is that even legal in Greyhawk?! Well, I guess in a city that allows a mind flayer to dominate an elven woman, anything goes...

So, Gimble has a goat...aparently, it's a styling goat. Which either means it is thin and underfed and goes to dance parties and does drugs, or that it speaks with a lisp and does his hair.

...or maybe both?!

GIMBLE! Tell us about this goat! Is this full exposure? Is it a stay-at-home-with-the-kids kind of goat? Did it go through some ritualistic head-bashing battle with another goat for your affections? Does it call you a baa-aa-aaad boy? YOUR PUBLIC DEMANDS TO KNOW! Tell us about your barnyard boot-knockin'!

Oh, nice beard, too, man.


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ROFLMAO.

Hmm, if the goat is female, does Gimble milk it and make cheese?

 

[Tidus4444]

This thread definitely needs to be archived after it's done.

 

[Green Knight]

Re: Re: Devis Shafting

Heironeous help me, are you right there, Hennet!

I can dish out some righteous Smiting (especially with my 3.5 power-up - woot!), but my evil beat-down powerzz are nothing compared to Devis' Atomic Love Shaft (tm) abilities.

The man's a MACHINE.

And you would know this HOW?

 

[Kerrwyn]

Why, of all the strange threads that I've read since I've been here, does this thread scare me the most?

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Time for the bard show-down. Dueling banjoes at ten paces.

 

[Gnarlo]

*holds up his lighter*

"PLAY FREEBIRD!!"





/gnarlo!

 

[Alhandra]

Re: Re: Re: Devis Shafting

And you would know this HOW?

Well, even though Spot isn't in my skill list, I can still manage to Take 10 to see Devis macking on the ladies in every tavern we go to.

As to his ALS (tm) ability, I cannot tell a lie (as you know) - my information IS second-hand, coming from the few lasses he has ..... entertained, then told me about it.
Occasionally they come to me for advice, after an evening of life-affecting passion with Devis, and I usually tell them to get to a Nunnery.

They tend to cry on my shoulder after I give 'em the ole' Fire and Brimstone speech.