What is the Hivemind?

[Jdvn1]

"What is the speed of smell?"

Well, Ron White kind of implied it was pretty slow. I'd guess around 12 mph.

"How tall are you? In microns? Parsecs?"

Haven't checked in a while, but I believe it's around 5.7621006 × 10^17 Parsecs or 1,778,000 microns. If you know how many inches you are tall (shouldn't be tough) you can google: x inches in parsecs -or- x inches in microns. Or if you're used to the metric system: x centimeters in parsecs, etc.

"How does String Theory work?"

Well, some say it doesn't. It works mathematically, but it's impossible to actually prove in practice. I think it's easiest if you think of it this way, though: A long time ago, people noticed that everything was made of the same thing. Molecules. So they imagined balls of molecules. Not quite as long ago, people noticed molecules were made of the same things. Then they imagined balls of atoms. Less long ago than that, people noticed atoms were made of the same things. So they imagined balls of subatomic particles (protons, electrons, neutrons). Then they noticed atoms were made of even smaller things, gluons and other things I can't think of at the moment.

People now are theorizing that everything is made of energy. Energy is a common factor in everything, be it potential, kinetic, or electrical. String theory says that there are little circles of string that vibrate at various frequencies and comprise everything. These strings supposedly make up energy as well as gluons and subatomic particles and so on. But they're so small and insubstantial, they're impossible to detect.

"How would you market a volume control for children?"

It's like a knob on a box or what? I don't think it'd take much marketing.

"What super powers would you want?"

Can I make some up? The ability to create anything, including things that shouldn't rationally exist.

"With your luck, what super powers would you end up with?"

The ability to bound small anthills in a single leap? Dunno, I can never guess my luck. Ooh, the super ability to never know what's happening. There we go.

"If you could bottle annoyance, what would you do with it?"

Throw it at people I don't like, used as a splash weapon?

 

[Kemrain]

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No wonder this post took a long time. You didn't answer each question with a post of its own. I'm suprised.

- Kemrain the, Well, Suprised.

BTW, your Quote Tags are GOD.

 

[Jdvn1]

"What does green taste like? Mint? Nyquil?"

I've actually tasted a soda that said, "Flavor: Green." I was pretty surprised. After tasting it I had determined that, yes, green tastes like green.

"Where do babies come from?"

The magical land of Narnia.

"What will be the fate of the universe?"

That depends on how my next D&D session goes...

"Are there paralell dimentions?"

Of course! And some perpendicular ones too.

"Why do my feet get so cold when I go to bed at night?"

Because you don't wear socks.

"Where are you, on an x,y,z grid?"
I'm at the origin, baby. 0,0,0.

And me without my GPS device...

"What's your alignment and type/subtype?"

That sounds like a bad pick-up line.

"Where is your family from?"

Venezuela, actually.

"Do you have all your digits? How come?"

Yes. Because... I enjoy not losing them.

"Am I annoying yet? If I am, how do we bottle it?"

I don't really get annoyed too easily. You'll have to do more than ask questions.

 

[Kemrain]

I love ENWorld.

At least he didn't call me:

- Kemrain the Ambiguously Tasteless.

 

[Jdvn1]

"Are there dojos or temples that teach Google Fu?"

Not yet, but here's a start: http://www.google.com/help/cheatsheet.html

"What are the pros and cons of the FNp90?"

I... don't really want to know.

"Am I the only one who thinks that Daniel Jackson kicks ass?"

Well, he's cool, but his job isn't to kick ass. That's more Teal'c's job.

"Does Teal'c neat a feat to fire a sub-machinegun one handed, or is that just something he can do because he's ripped?"

The feat is:

Movie Buff (Movie)
You're buff, but only on screen.
Prerequiste: Must be on a screen somewhere.
Benefit: Whenever there is a physical representation of you on a visual media, you get a +4 bonus to Attack rolls, Intimidate, and Perform (Kick Ass).

"What does the damn 'Scroll Lock' button do?"

That's a good queston. Locks scrolls? No, I think it's not useful in most GUI's, but I'm not sure.

"Why doesn't metal burn?"

Actually, it does. At very, very, very high temperatures.

"How come I won't shut up?"

That's a good question. And for the answer, we go to the Wheel of Morality. Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Yay! A trip to Maui! *celebration* Ceeeelebrate good times, c'mon!

 

[Jdvn1]

No wonder this post took a long time. You didn't answer each question with a post of its own. I'm suprised.

- Kemrain the, Well, Suprised.

BTW, your Quote Tags are GOD.

Heh, well, that'd certainly help my post count. EN World's kind of slow today, so it'd take too long, though.

Oh, my quote tags are only lesser diety.

 

[Jdvn1]

I love ENWorld.

At least he didn't call me:

- Kemrain the Ambiguously Tasteless.

'Kemrain' sounds more tasty. Sounds like it comes in different flavors too.

 

[Jdvn1]

"Am I the only one who thinks that Daniel Jackson kicks ass?"

Unless you mean this Daniel Jackson, in which case I have no clue. Maybe because he's at MIT?

 

[Kemrain]

'Kemrain' sounds more tasty. Sounds like it comes in different flavors too.

Well, sure.. There's Iodine Kemrain, and Isopropyl Kemrain, and Insomnia Kemrain, and Igneous Kemrain, and Indifferent Kemrain, and Kemrain the Flavor, and Idiotic Kemrain, and iKemrain, and I, Kemrain, and Intra-Kemrain, and...

- Kemrain the Idiomatic.

 

[Kemrain]

Unless you mean this Daniel Jackson, in which case I have no clue. Maybe because he's at MIT?

Jdvn1's Google Fu is good.

- Kemrain the Monk -3.

He should be a professor of archeology! What gives!? Next you'll tell me that there's a Sam Carter in Shallow Space Radio Satelite Telemetry...