William Shatner reviews Fantasy movies?Crothian said:Look… If you had… One Ring… To find them…
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them…
Would you rule them all?… Or go see "Harry Potter" instead?
Oh, dear. I seem to be contagious, then...Steve Jung said:*runs crying from the thread.*
Kemrain said:So, changing the subject.. I'mm allergic to artificial scents. Perfumes and such make my nose drip off my head and my eyes explode. What overly melodramatic allergies do y'all have?
- Kemrian the Setesh Guard's Nose.
Kemrain said:William Shatner reviews Fantasy movies?
- Kemrain the Squidi.net
Please temm me that's not a rap...Oozemaster C. said:Have you ever been angered while sent on a dangerous quest?
I have, 'cause of this ring hangin' on a chain on my chest.
Saturday, was sent on my way, Gandalf the Grey
Said get away, to the fires of Mount Doom, no delay.
All this medieval upheaval has led to evil retrieval.
Hid from Souron the moron, a weasel once known as Smeagol.
Running from Uruk-hai and Wraiths, by now you all know the story,
With Saruman in Isengard, and his Play Doh Orc factory.
Gory! Men, elves, and dwarfs, listen to them yell and them shout.
Now we're the Fellowship, but they'll never mellow me out.
Make no mistake. It's prob'bly too much for you to take,
Ain't it Gollum? I'm-a show you I'm a hard Hobbit to break!

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Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.