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Message: <blockquote data-quote="RealAlHazred" data-source="post: 8851479" data-attributes="member: 25818">"You successfully Detonate the orc's boot, right when he was charging!" roll dice behind the screen, ignore them "The orc is shocked as he suddenly rockets thirty feet in the air in mid-stride!" roll more dice behind the screen, look at them with a baffled expression no matter what they say, vocalize Huh! "You see the expression on the orc's face change from bafflement to evil, maniacal glee, as he changes his grip on his greataxe to a full overhand swing! He descends, off-balance but full of bloody-minded violence!" pick up my largest d20 and roll it behind the screen, when if stops nudge it as I'm lifting my screen so it says 20 when everyone can see it "Wow! He critical hits as he lands on his axehead! That's an additional 6d6 for the extra thirty feet fallen!" roll damage out in the open "So, that's XX points of damage! And he critted -- let me check the chart!" roll critical hit out in the open, because at this point it's just pity "Hmmm... '<a href="http://jrients.blogspot.com/2008/03/invisible-figmentary-and-dead-that-damn.html" target="_blank">Stumble over an unseen imaginary deceased turtle. You lose 2 rounds of offensive action but can still parry.</a>' Tough break. Oh, and the orc lands prone and takes 6d6 falling damage as well. Who's up next?"Yes, I know that result is actually a fumble result, not a critical hit. But it's really funny, and serves for my example.</blockquote>

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