What is this gamer so happy about?

[gunter uxbridge]

He's happy because he finally got his oversized, invisible Playstation2 game controller in the mail.

He's happy because the cops just raided his house and didn't find his secret crawlspace full of dead hooker torsos.

"You say 'Air Supply' is doing a reunion tour? ROCK ON!"

He just won a Ted Danson look-alike contest and the prize is all the Snapple he can drink.

"The Law Offices of Barnhem, Davis and Lowe just got me a $200,000 settlement from my insurance company! Thanks Barnhem, Davis and Lowe!"

Sing along now....
....."You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out, you put your left hand in and you shake it all about...."
The Hokey Pokey is his favorite!

"Vroom! Vroom! When I'm a big kid I'm gonna drive a Hyundai! VROOOOOOMMMM!!!!"

Death doesn't know it yet, but he is about to get swindled in a rigged game of "Guess Which Hand."

 

[Mista Collins]

He is happy because the Trix rabbit finally got his box of cereal

 

[gunter uxbridge]

<insert Bender voice>

"Thats right ladies....they're opposable. Ohhhhh yeahhhhhhh."

</insert Bender voice>

 

[wolfen]

<insert Bender voice>

"Thats right ladies....they're opposable. Ohhhhh yeahhhhhhh."

</insert Bender voice>

The only post I laughed out loud reading.


My thought was "His name is Isaac and he just got accepted to bartending school."

But no one would get the Love Boat reference. I'm so old. Can I be reincarnated now or do I have to play this one through?

wolfen