Sagan Darkside said:
I would make Mother and Father a prestige class, myself.
SD
Parent Advanced Class
Requirements
To qualify to become a Parent, a character must fulfill the following criteria.
Base Attack Bonus: +1.
Skill: Sense Motive 3 ranks.
Feat: Alertness OR Deceptive
Special: Must have regular access to younger children, preferably your own.
Class Information
Hit Die: 1d4
Action Points: 6 + one-half character level, rounded down, every time the character attains a new level in this class.
Class Skills
Bluff (Cha), Decipher Script (Int), Diplomacy (Cha), Drive (Dex), Gather Information (Cha), Intimidate (Cha), Perform (Cha), Search (Int), Sense Motive (Wis), Spot (Wis), Treat Injury (Wis)
Special Abilities
Level 01. Do As I Say Not As I Do: Gain a +2 circumstance bonus to either Bluff or Intimidate for a number of rounds equal to your Parent level.
Level 02. Look At These Pictures: Gain the ability to cast 'Daze' once per hour when in possession of either baby photos or embarrassing pictures from your children's first birthday party.
Level 03. Don't Make Me Come In There: Instinctively know when children are 'into something'.
Level 04. Look At Me When You Say That: Instinctively know when children are lying.
Level 05. Go Cut Me A Switch, Boy: Make a nonlethal weapon into a lethal one.